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That I was living inside a huge sea turtle. As in, actually inside its shell, just sharing the space with this fleshy turtle body, and anytime I needed something I'd tell the turtle and somehow his flipper would retract into the shell and hand it to me. At one point, I requested some eggs, and sure enough...he gave me a dozen eggs, and I proceeded to cook them on his body. He started screaming, and I, for whatever reason, told him "It's worth it buddy! I make the best omelettes".

I woke up feeling so bad.

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I'd like to take a vacation inside your mind for a week or so.... do you have any booking forms?

Well I'm REALLY close to self-publishing my book (the one that was supposed to come out in January but has since been postponed indefinitely), so assuming I'm as good a writer as I pretend to be, reading it should help accomplish that!

Also, I'm on this anti-anxiety medication that is relatively new to the market, and since starting it, I have been having really abstract dreams...so you could always try taking some of those and seeing what happens.

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I thought this thread was about Martin Luther King Jr.

I thought this would be an inspiring post to all those middle aged, overweight, women who resemble Wookies that no matter what you look like, where you come from, what your sex life is like, that you will still be judged by your cover by pretentious assholes like Simon.

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I thought this thread was about Martin Luther King Jr.

I thought this would be an inspiring post to all those middle aged, overweight, women who resemble Wookies that no matter what you look like, where you come from, what your sex life is like, that you will still be judged by your cover by pretentious assholes like Simon.

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Dear baby Jesus, please don't let me dream of that tonight.

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