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  1. 1. What do you do first when you go on the internet?

    • News sites
      7
    • Sports sites
      4
    • 1st MRB forums
      26
    • Other forums
      2
    • Netflix/Hulu sites
      0
    • E-mail
      14
    • Music sites (pandora, soundcloud)
      4
    • Banking/stocks sites
      0
    • Shopping sites (eBay, amazon, craigslist)
      0
    • YouTube
      10
    • Social media sites (facebook, twitter, myspace)
      13
    • Google
      1
    • Weather forecast
      0
    • Porn sites
      17
    • Other
      5


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Posted

When I wake up in the morning

And the alarm gives out a warning

I don't think I ever make it on time

The first thing that I do

is check the headlines on yahoo

then I'm checkin' out the forums

with the rest of my spare time

It's alright 'coz I browse for porn at the same time.

Posted (edited)
When I wake up in the morning

And the alarm gives out a warning

I don't think I ever make it on time

The first thing that I do

is check the headlines on yahoo

then I'm checkin' out the forums

with the rest of my spare time

It's alright 'coz I browse for porn at the same time.

Woke up, Got outta Bed! Dragged Ah comb across my head. (2:10)

Edited by Legend 1st MRB
Posted
First thing I do is check the forums. My girl friend always bugs me for it =P

Same for me!

You guys are going out?

Totally. Gotta post some facebook pictures of the two of us peeing (crossed pee) on a Wild's crest while smiling. Gaaawd I love my all-minnesotan nights out.

Posted

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Posted

The first thing I check is my skype. I use it as my primary phone, as I fucking hate cell phones and have been without for almost 3 years now. Past that, I check fb/email depending on the circumstances (waiting on client decisions/money). I've been getting into the habit of checking the forums more and more often, but it's still 3rd or 4th in order of urgency (though I generally leave it open). Equally important, I check the pub stats (assuming players are present) to make sure everybody is getting along nice. Last night I saw a -2, and joined on a hunch that this guy was trolling. Moments later, ban hammer.

Posted
Don't need to look for porn when LiveJasmin is a pop-up on almost every web-page nowadays.

Plus, there are TONS of singles in my area looking just for me! They are constantly trying to chat with me but I'm way too cool for them hos

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I lol'd.

My browsing brings all the hoes to the yard.

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