Guilty or Not Guilty

[Lafy BAR]

So I've been selected as a juror in a criminal case. What do you guys think I should do?

[Supa Hot Fire]

Throw a tomato at them and yell that they're a witch.

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Throw a tomato at them and yell that they're a witch.

Win

[Arevicci]

you're a wizard harry.

[Teachey]

Do what my avatar is doing (slight motion picture) is doing.

[Takel 1st MRB]

DAMNIT!!!! IF THEY GOT AS FAR AS COURT THEY'RE ALREADY GUILTY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HIPPY 'INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW' TYPES!!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

[Peaker]

There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.

-Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov

Edited June 4, 2013 by Peaker 1st MRB

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Please for the love of god, grow this for the trial!

[Arevicci]

He'll be guilty of something eventually, might as well get it out of the way now.

[Cribari]

bring in a volleyball with a red handprint face throw it while you are in court and start crying and yell "WILSON!"

[Lafy BAR]

I hope the deliberations are as exciting as the movie 12 angry men.

[Cast 1st MRB]

that fact your asking is a little retarded

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Do what my avatar is doing (slight motion picture) is doing.

not sure what mild racist taunting will do but cool idea

[Teachey]

Do what my avatar is doing (slight motion picture) is doing.

not sure what mild racist taunting will do but cool idea

Its not racist, its a man having fun on a dance.

[Penkauskas 1st MRB]

Be that juror that makes everyone's life hell, nitpick the defense and over-analyze the prosecution. Make it your duty to make everyone second guess themselves and have fun with it.

Edited June 4, 2013 by Penkauskas 1st MRB

[Guest]

Guilty until proven innocent.

[Cutts]

It entirely depends on what the defendant has been charged with.

If the charge has a victim, then decide on the basis of the evidence presented.

If the charge's "victim" is some abstract sociological concept, like "the state" (e.g. no victim), then you basically have a moral duty to acquit.

Edited June 4, 2013 by Cutts 1st MRB

[Cribari]

just make people second guess themselves and their choices while wasting and extending the time.

[Lead Farmer]

Do what my avatar is doing (slight motion picture) is doing.

not sure what mild racist taunting will do but cool idea

Its not racist, its a man having fun on a dance.

while eating fried chicken might as well have the kool-aid man run through, lol

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Do what my avatar is doing (slight motion picture) is doing.

not sure what mild racist taunting will do but cool idea

Its not racist, its a man having fun on a dance.

while eating fried chicken might as well have the kool-aid man run through, lol

OH YEAH

Edited June 4, 2013 by evo-lution ßÄR

[Lafy BAR]

MISTRIAL!!! I'm FREE!!!

[Lafy BAR]

The defense attorney got in a car accident, he'll be fine, but he has a concussion so he's out for a few days. The judge didn't want to keep the 60 people still waiting for them to finish jury selection waiting for several days doing nothing so he declared a mistrial. The 60 people got sent back into the jury pool for other trials, and the 8 of us that were already selected got sent home.

[S. Richards]

Call up Cousin Vinny.

[Arevicci]

Call up Cousin Vinny.

+1

[Armstrong 1st MRB]

Make sure that there is no reasonable doubt in your mind that the convicted committed the crime, don't be satisfied just because everyone else is. Jury duty may take up perople's time, but its a person's future you are determining for them, so its not really something to be taken lightly. If you have any doubts that the prosecution cannot satisfy in their presentation of the case, then vote not guilty, I say.

Oh, and be wary of persuasive lawyers. Just because they say something very well doesn't make it any more true.