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Penis Poll v1.0  

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  1. 1. You MUST pick one, and only one.

    • Penis has the ability to painlessly pee actual liquid gold, but only if your diet consists of other people's actual pee.
      9
    • Penis can grow or shrink to the ideal size for any given mate, but if you climax, you ejaculate bees.
      4
    • Penis is completely prehensile, but you can only achieve and maintain an erection by looking at a picture of your parents naked.
      1
    • Penis is detachable and can fetch any item on command, but you maintain constant sensation throughout its trip and it has a fetish for cacti and paper cuts.
      0
    • Penis can tell the future with 100% accuracy, but looks exactly like Kuato from Total Recall.
      5


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Posted (edited)
Liquid gold all the way. I'll just boil the pee before I drink it to rid it of bacteria and then plug my nose and down it quickly. In a couple of hours I'll painlessly become a millionaire. Worth it.

i agree completely on this one

On one hand, this does seem the logical answer.

However, you'll end up diluting the market with gold, its value with plummet, and your millions will become as worthless as the pee you consumed to make it.

Of course, that still might be better than Kuato-crotch or picking stingers out of your urethra, so it would seem as if you did win....for now.

Edited by T. Brown 1st MRB

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