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Now's a good time to tell you all the story of how Reis came into existence.

He was, at least partially, the product of a laboratory experiment gone wrong; scientists tried to combine a sick deformed walrus and a chunk of dirt from their shoe into one sentient creature. When that didn't work, they threw it away in the garbage bin outside the building. A tumor-ridden rat and several of her friends, searching for food, happened upon the carcass and decided to have an orgy with the mass of flesh.

3 weeks later, Reis was born. Happy Birthday you dirt-walrus rat tumor!

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Reis is the Portuguese word for kings and the German word for rice.

Happy Birthday RiceKing!!!!!

Hope you are having a good one!! Enjoy a beer for each response you get here and it will be one you may or may not remember but should be a good story down the road!!!

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