toilet philosophy

[J. Liekens]

I have had this conversation far to many with my friends in the pub, so I ask you guys.

Do you fold youre toilet paper before wiping or do you just heap it up together in a ball?

and what is youre reason behind it?

Personally I'm a folder, because if you roll it up you might put to much force behind it and you'll finger will rip through the paper.

So are you a folder or a heaper? Or perhaps no toilet paper at all?

sorry for the rubbish english

Edited November 12, 2013 by Liekens 1st MRB

[Guest]

I heap/ball it. No further comment.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Depends on my mood and how awake/bored i am

[Gardner2]

Depends on the type of shit.

If neat and solid: Fold

If neat yet not so solid: a fold/ball combo

If not so neat and very unsolid: Ball combo with full finger wrap for added protection

If a "holy crap I almost blew the toilet bowl apart": then it is use what ever means necessary to not have to touch it.

[Smithers 1st MRB]

This is like bringing up the weather in a conversation, If you get to asking these questions. Time to clock out.

[C. Wilson 1st MRB]

I fold it, simple as that

[Willow 1st MRB]

what is it with boys and their obsession w/ poop and farts?!? ya'll are weird...

[Gardner2]

what is it with boys and their obsession w/ poop and farts?!? ya'll are weird...

Because we are comfortable with our bodies and their functions?

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

What if you are taking a shit and a fire alarm starts?

What do you do? Wipe or Run first?

[Guest]

Finish shitting then, if I am still alive, wipe calmly and then find out what the fuck is happening.

[Marsden 1st MRB]

And this is why I generally avoid the slope chute lol.

Fold.

[Gardner2]

And this is why I generally avoid the slope chute lol.

Fold.

That's a rather shitty attitude to have towards the slope chute

[J. Kirk]

what is it with boys and their obsession w/ poop and farts?!? ya'll are weird...

What is with people from the south and using ya'll when they are trying to say you all. See I can generalize as well.

Edited November 13, 2013 by Kirk 1st MRB

[J. Liekens]

What if you are taking a shit and a fire alarm starts?

What do you do? Wipe or Run first?

I think my body is yet to show me how fast I can take a shit when the fire alarm strikes.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Finish shitting then, if I am still alive, wipe calmly and then find out what the fuck is happening.

+1 always finish