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J. Liekens

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I have had this conversation far to many with my friends in the pub, so I ask you guys.

Do you fold youre toilet paper before wiping or do you just heap it up together in a ball?

and what is youre reason behind it?

Personally I'm a folder, because if you roll it up you might put to much force behind it and you'll finger will rip through the paper.

So are you a folder or a heaper? Or perhaps no toilet paper at all? :blink:

sorry for the rubbish english :)

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Depends on the type of shit.

If neat and solid: Fold

If neat yet not so solid: a fold/ball combo

If not so neat and very unsolid: Ball combo with full finger wrap for added protection

If a "holy crap I almost blew the toilet bowl apart": then it is use what ever means necessary to not have to touch it.

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Finish shitting then, if I am still alive, wipe calmly and then find out what the fuck is happening.

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J. Kirk

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what is it with boys and their obsession w/ poop and farts?!? ya'll are weird...

What is with people from the south and using ya'll when they are trying to say you all. See I can generalize as well.

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