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LIES!!! That's not me. First of all, I only played goalie my entire life. Second of all, I came into this world a Leafs fan, there is no chance in hell I would wear a Chicago Blackhawks' jersey!

That's probably Gooderham or Pandalsson.

What was it to play as a goalie? (serious question)

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LIES!!! That's not me. First of all, I only played goalie my entire life. Second of all, I came into this world a Leafs fan, there is no chance in hell I would wear a Chicago Blackhawks' jersey!

That's probably Gooderham or Pandalsson.

THat is absolute BLASPHEMY! I would never wear the sweater of my sworn enemy. Fuck those guys.

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LIES!!! That's not me. First of all, I only played goalie my entire life. Second of all, I came into this world a Leafs fan, there is no chance in hell I would wear a Chicago Blackhawks' jersey!

That's probably Gooderham or Pandalsson.

Whoa there partner... There's only 1 original 6 jersey I would wear. While I do admit it does contain red and white fabric, it ALSO contains blue.

Just in case we need a visual reminder (also to show how that slight is forgiven Parker):

The jersey I wear for my tryouts

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The jersey Gooderham wears for his tryouts (although he denies this skeleton in the closet)

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AND THE LEAFS WON THE CUP, THE LEAFS WON THE CUP!!!

And in other news the rest of the world is still on fire burning from the horrible nuclear holocaust which destroyed the entire planet with the exception of Toronto from some weird unknown scientific reason due to the chemical mixture in the smog layer over the city.

Stay Tuned as the Leafs await any challengers to their claim of winning the CUP! Ha who are we kidding there is none!! The LEAFS WON THE CUP!!

enter reality again as Parker lays in bed dreaming along with all the other poor misguided Leafs fans, about the day the Leafs final can lay claim to winning the cup again after their 47 year drought due to no other challengers being alive to beat them yet again.

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Does not matter how many times you have won if the years since last won greatly out number the amount of times you actually won........ (even if there was barely more then 5 other teams to compete against at that time as well)....

Leafs-fan-waiting-for-the-Cup.jpg

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AND THE LEAFS WON THE CUP, THE LEAFS WON THE CUP!!!

And in other news the rest of the world is still on fire burning from the horrible nuclear holocaust which destroyed the entire planet with the exception of Toronto from some weird unknown scientific reason due to the chemical mixture in the smog layer over the city.

Stay Tuned as the Leafs await any challengers to their claim of winning the CUP! Ha who are we kidding there is none!! The LEAFS WON THE CUP!!

enter reality again as Parker lays in bed dreaming along with all the other poor misguided Leafs fans, about the day the Leafs final can lay claim to winning the cup again after their 47 year drought due to no other challengers being alive to beat them yet again.

losers800.jpg

Does not matter how many times you have won if the years since last won greatly out number the amount of times you actually won........ (even if there was barely more then 5 other teams to compete against at that time as well)....

Leafs-fan-waiting-for-the-Cup.jpg

And this was the last post Gardner ever did xD

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