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What Happened to Johnson?

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By Parker 1st MRB
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What Happened to Johnson?  

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  1. 1. What Happened to Johnson?

    • Power outage
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    • He cracked under the pressure of leading a realism
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    • He got fired from the pub near the station, boom boom.
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    • Bradley realized he wouldn't make the roster so using HLStats he tracked down Johnson in Northampton and broke into his house. Bradley held Johnson hostage until he was allowed to play in the realism but Johnson would not crack and told him the realism protocol must be upheld at all costs. Hearing this, Bradley killed Johnson and soon after killed himself for he could not live in a world without Johnson
      15
    • Chelsea supporters kidnapped Johnson and locked him in a dungeon until he denounces Arsenal F.C.
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    • He fell asleep
      3
    • The Queen needed his help
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    • He secretly works for the 3te PGD and sabotaged us
      4
    • He was late for his pottery class he goes to every Saturday at 4pm EST
      1
    • Someone challenged him to a duel with pistols which he accepted and he lost
      4
    • He was busy trying to prove that 2 top lane in league is a viable strat and forgot what other obligations he had today and was deep into research
      4
    • Trollson strikes again
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J. Kirk Forum Devotee

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He was busy trying to prove that 2 top lane in league is a viable strat and forgot what other obligations he had today and was deep into research.

Or johnson is trolling from the start

Rather Forum Owl

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I voted for: The Queen needed help. I was hoping an "other" option because I am convinced that Johnson missed the realism due to setting off on a sea voyage to far away lands to systematically conquer and economically exploit the native peoples. But "Had to help the Queen" will work i guess.

Parker 1st MRB Presidential Poster

Parker 1st MRB

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He was busy trying to prove that 2 top lane in league is a viable strat and forgot what other obligations he had today and was deep into research.

Or johnson is trolling from the start

Both are very plausible so I added them to the list. No one knows for sure what happened to him.

I regret nothing.

I knew it! Why Bradley? WHY?!?!?!

All these options and no one can be sure what happened, but perhaps the answer you seek lies within the ribbon...

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Palemire Forum Scrub

Palemire

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I voted for: The Queen needed help. I was hoping an "other" option because I am convinced that Johnson missed the realism due to setting off on a sea voyage to far away lands to systematically conquer and economically exploit the native peoples. But "Had to help the Queen" will work i guess.

I second this.

Candy 1st MRB Secretary of Posts

Candy 1st MRB

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Getting kind of worried now. Hope everything is okay...

Same here Heresy. If there's one thing I know about him, he would not miss a realism without good cause.

p.s. I voted for "boom boom"

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M. Johnson 1st MRB Forum Ninja

M. Johnson 1st MRB

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I'm sorry for everyone I let down.

I've got a few family issues, that I don't really want to go into primarily because I don't want to think about them to much. I should of let someone know, but when a situation like what happened to me on that Saturday hits, you don't really think about anything else.

This post has given me a few good laughs, when things aren't so great at the moment, so I thank you guys for that.

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