MH370 conspiracy

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mh...ot-down-3437540

article basically reads that the US Military shot down flight MH370 and are now covering it up.. I personally think it is quite ridiculous, but there is a voting option if you think that It was possible that it could have happened..and 45% I guess said yes. What do you think?

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

I am a huge fan of conspiracy theories but I don't know how this one would have come about.

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

What a piece of sensationalist bullshit. Instead of laying out a possible scenario, they just say "HEY, LOOK THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED!" Without anything to back it up. Oh, Mr. John Chuckman, an ex-oil CEO thinks it could've happened? Well, my neighbor the canary salesman says the post office is going to do a lot better next year. It's like saying any other country in the world shot it down, it's like saying aliens came down and zapped it, it's like saying a T-fucking-Rex materialized on a cloud and chomped it apart. There's absolutely nothing to this and I hate that it has any attention at all. This is sub-CNN coverage, and that's saying something.

[Heresy 1st MRB]

Damn, what else are we going to get blamed for? Cancer, the rapture.... oh wait... we do get blamed for those.

[Downs]

What a piece of sensationalist bullshit. Instead of laying out a possible scenario, they just say "HEY, LOOK THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED!" Without anything to back it up. Oh, Mr. John Chuckman, an ex-oil CEO thinks it could've happened? Well, my neighbor the canary salesman says the post office is going to do a lot better next year. It's like saying any other country in the world shot it down, it's like saying aliens came down and zapped it, it's like saying a T-fucking-Rex materialized on a cloud and chomped it apart. There's absolutely nothing to this and I hate that it has any attention at all. This is sub-CNN coverage, and that's saying something.

Epic GIF...But yeah that theory is a pile of shit....

[K. Lloyd]

There was a shit load of oil based fuel on board and EVERYBODY knows Anerica needs to give that shit some liberty!!!

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

Mirror = tabloid. I'm pretty sure I saw an article from them a few weeks ago about how Obama is actually Osama bin Laden.

MH370 had a catastrophic technical failure and it crashed into the water. Occam's razor and all...

Edited April 23, 2014 by T. Brown 1st MRB

[K. Lloyd]

Mirror = tabloid. I'm pretty sure I saw an article from them a few weeks ago about how Obama is actually Osama bin Laden.

MH370 had a catastrophic technical failure and it crashed into the water. Occam's razor and all...

What.the.fuck.

Now Lemiwinks will never escape

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

Well you know what they say, "Innocent until proven guilty" And also why would the US and how would they launch a missile without China or India noticing anything, and to take down a jet so close to the Indian mainland would be risky as well for obvious reasons. So no its no way the US shot it down but some other country might have...

[Takel 1st MRB]

this is yet another of those completely ridiculous 'theories' that go unchallenged purely because they are so cloud cuckoo land that someone thinks this, and nobody can say 'no, that's completely fucktarded' because they're too busy laughing

[Kanganis]

"We can blame the government for virtually anything and get away with it because we are the proletariat."

That was probably his rationale. Too many god damn extremes in politics.

[Heresy 1st MRB]

This is disturbing...

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

This is disturbing...

I felt that the ideologies and metaphorical symbolism represented within that image was an accurate response to this particular conspiracy claim.

[Armstrong 1st MRB]

I've heard the theory before, though not for the US, why the hell they would be firing missiles in SE Asia baffles me, its just as likely China or any other country in SE Asia shot the plane down and are trying to cover up such an embarrassing act as anything else.

I personally hate the theory that somehow the plane is somewhere in Pakistan or Afghanistan and was apparently not spotted by anyone aside from apparently a couple special agents in Pakistan. These same people are saying WWIII is imminent and that a Terrorist group funded by a government is going to put a nuke in that plane after repainting it and use it somewhere else to spark a war with Russia or China and the US.

This whole news story is FUBAR, nobody has any evidence of anything so people are just speculating out their asses like they're all apparently experts.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Armstrong 1st MRB

[O'Gara 1st MRB]

Actually We did it! It was part of the Amazon package delivery drone system. The USA decided to give Amazon FAA approval to use drones in low altitude air space only if they could conclusively prove that they could alert the US Air force of "suspect" packages that may contain explosives or defective dildos and allow the USA to shoot said packages out of the sky. All of the initial test shoot downs happened just south of Malaysia and we inadvertently shot down the plane. As the shoot down drone operator, I am wracked with conflict about my actions. I have tried to punch a puppy, lawn mower a kitty and punch myself in the balls over and over again to no avail. I therefore am confessing.

JP

Edited April 24, 2014 by O'Gara 1st MRB

[O'Gara 1st MRB]

Mirror = tabloid. I'm pretty sure I saw an article from them a few weeks ago about how Obama is actually Osama bin Laden.

MH370 had a catastrophic technical failure and it crashed into the water. Occam's razor and all...

What does this even mean. I could see pull a rabbit out of my butt but a cat?

[K. Lloyd]

Mirror = tabloid. I'm pretty sure I saw an article from them a few weeks ago about how Obama is actually Osama bin Laden.

MH370 had a catastrophic technical failure and it crashed into the water. Occam's razor and all...

What does this even mean. I could see pull a rabbit out of my butt but a cat?

Pulling out a cat means you win the internet.