my brother

[J. Clark]

my brother tolled me the most terrify thing today over facebook IM when talking about hes mma career

"i tore another kids ribs out from his spine, he can't breathe right." i figured it wouldnt be wise to fuck with him when hes on leave this may

[Zachow 1st MRB]

That is physically impossible you can break all of your ribs where they connect with your spine but not tear them off. And the likely-hood of all of them breaking at the same time is also astronomical, but I would believe one. They will most likely be back to normal in a month.

[J. Clark]

are you calling my brother a lier ?

[Zachow 1st MRB]

Maybe I am maybe he is just exaggerating and doesn't say things right.

[Ford 1st MRB]

what's a lier?

[J. Clark]

oh sorry ford i was to lazy to say liar

[Dawson 1st MRB]

J. Clark's bro plays the lyre?

[J. Clark]

no dawson my brother plays the m16 while hes defending your freedom

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

ok i think thats enough flaming on this topic. i think clark is just really gung ho about his brothers service to this country and more even though it may or may not be exaggerated.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

That is physically impossible you can break all of your ribs where they connect with your spine but not tear them off.

that is simply not true. you have several "floating ribs" that are not connected to the sternum. it is easy for one of these to puncture a lung or cause crepitation. please refer to this diagram.

good day to you sirs and thank your brother for his service clark.

[J. Clark]

will do lehman

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

ANd thank him for servicing me...

wait I mean..

shit...

haha jk