Let's make a Story

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

I've seen this chaintopic around in many forums, it's a fun way to waste your time!

Let me go over the rules:

1. You're only allowed to add on 3 words of your choice

2. Only one reply for each person, after you reply, wait until 2 others have posted a reply (this is only to make more people interessted in writing the story)

3. Keep it funny, I mean like DAMN funny. Yes, this is a rule!

4. You are allowed to use unit members names in your 3 words.

5. When ever you post your 3 words, copy and paste the whole "story" into your reply (this makes it easier to read for new ones that wanna join in on the fun)

6. I repeat, KEEP IT FUNNY!

7. Keep in mind to leave an opening to your last word and try the best you can to make your 3 words work with the story (that way it'll be easier to read and easier to continue on the story)

Since I'm the one starting this post, I'll give you something to work with:

This is the unlikely story of

[Lystad 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his

Edited January 12, 2016 by Lystad 1st MRB

[Musleh 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores

[J. Kirk]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus.

[Maple]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after

[Candy 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer

[Musleh 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than

Lmao this unit needs help ..

[Maple]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringue

Edited January 12, 2016 by Maple 1st MRB

[Gardner2]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringue used for basting

[Woz 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked

[Gardner2]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside

[Candy 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly

[Woz 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal.

[Guest Boone 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his

[Musleh 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing

[Gardner2]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left

[C. Wilson 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like

[Guest Boone 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he

[Candy 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because of his ingrown

[Maple]

This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because of his ingrown. Maple had a(n)

Edited January 14, 2016 by Maple 1st MRB

[Gardner2]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because of his ingrown

re do, you skipped a word and rewrote from what was posted before you.

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he

[Candy 1st MRB]

This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a(n)

*note* Apologies I did not fix this sooner. I have substituted new words and added Maple's quote he put down after it.

Edited January 14, 2016 by Candy 1st MRB