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  1. 1. Who has had the most epic topic(s) on these forums?

    • Zahl
      7
    • Dawson
      5
    • Collazo
      4
    • Kirkendall
      10
    • Ford
      17
    • Vamp
      10
    • Costa
      2
    • Sands
      1
    • Connary
      6


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ep·ic [ep-ik]

–adjective. Also, awe-some-sauce.

1. noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer's Iliad is an epic poem.

2. resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country.

3. heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.

4. of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.

QUESTION: WHO HAS HAD THE MOST EPIC TOPIC(S) ON THESE FORUMS?!?!?!

Here are your choices in no particular order:

  • Weighing in at 489 pounds, from Norway, the master of disaster, Mr. Epic himself, the one and only ZAHL!!!

    --- Bacon YUMMY

    ---- She's hot and she can sing too

  • At 6'2 from somewhere I don't care about, a man of great procrastination, the creator of CoH, aka retarded fury, the one and only DAWSON!!!

    --- Don't watch this, Don't do it

  • In the blue corner originally from the USofA he now resides in Belgium, Capt. AMERICA, Sir Belgium Blue Waffles, aka Wind Tunnel, aka Coleslaw, aka Kenny, aka Slingblade, the one and only COLLAZO!!!

    --- Forum Activity

  • Standing in the red corner this man beat Zelda in 4.2341 minutes when he was only 2 years old, with god like skills in every game he plays and every essay he writes, from the state of Iowa, Mr. Computer, the one and only Kirkendall!!!

    --- Naked Wizard Tazed

  • From South Carolina, Florida, Colorado, Georgia, Michigan, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, Texas, Wisconsin, shit this guy has been everywhere, he's a ladies man and the purveyor of badassery, the one and only FORD!!!

    --- Am I Gay For Liking This?

  • Next up we have a legend. His name will forever live on in the 1st MRB's glossary in the phrase "You've just been VAMPED!", and if you didn't know he would make a great MP, Sir Phails-alot, the one and only VAMP!!!

    --- Resignation :: Vamp

  • Weighing in slightly larger than Zahl, at 8'3, from Idaho state, if you can stay in the same vent channel with him longer than 10 seconds you deserve an award, aka soviet boat, jizzhut.com's most frequent visitor, the one and only COSTA!!!

    --- Corrupt a Wish

    ---- Kirby/Snooper Dog Official music video

  • I've run out of shit to say so here's SANDS!!!

    --- resignation :: Sands

  • Considered one of the greatest topics started by a 1st member in my opinion, I was too lazy to go check out his enlistment to find out where he lives, but I can say with all certainty that he currently lives somewhere in the world, standing at 6'2 and 97 pounds, the one and only CONNARY!!!

    --- Enlist

THIS POLL HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MAKERS OF SPAM, "MMMMM TASTE SO GOOD IT'LL WANNA MAKE YOU SLAP YO MAMMA!"

P.s. If anyone has some honorable mentions post them here!

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Vamps resignation, and the Connary enlistment. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

I cannot find either of those posts. The only thread that comes up is this:

http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?...ic=3760&hl=

If you look at the first post of the topic, there are links to epic topics.

Vamp: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?showtopic=2780

Connary: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?showtopic=2606

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