Quote Thread

[Collins]

Ok guys this is where you quote people on what they said in vent or on the 1st marine server or forums in another section, ill start:

Engle: i had sex with myself last night, and i promoted myself to Warrant officer

XD

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Parker: 17 years ago i came in your mother

TF2

[R. Miller]

Hawkins : if megan fox had a penis i would suck it

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Learn the dedication. Learn it!" - Collazo

[GMoney BAR]

you can dance, you can dance, you can dance, you can dance

I did bitches.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

"Hey McKenzie What's a Marines favorite boat..."

-McDowell

need I say more?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Did I give you permission to leave this channel? NO I FUCKING DID NOT SO DO NOT LEAVE THIS FUCKING CHANNEL!

-Drunken Ford in vent

[Ford 1st MRB]

"SUP BITCHES"

Weimert, every damn time he joins the channel....

[Jasko]

"AMERIKAAH!"

guess who...

[Lefebvre]

"Ima kill you until you die from dying"

-Myself

"Americans! (with a crazy southern accent)"

-Pvt. Cox

[Jasko]

"OLD JOHN TAKES HIS OLD ASS DICK AND PUTS IT IN THE PATTIES"

-Collazo

[R. Miller]

"Then we can come back home and fuck a bitch"

-Collazo

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Kirkendall - indubitably

Parker - brb gotta put fill up your moms water bowl

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Be right back, I'm gonna go take a piss and do a line of coke" - Costa

[Ray 1st MRB]

parker- okay i'm back

kirkendall- you were gone?

kirkendall-IOWA

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Parker - Kirk im only gonna say this once

Kirk - Okay

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Ray - I think every person with vent admin has abused it at least once

*Ray starts to move around randomly*

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

"Who's Penis?" - Freed

[Jasko]

Kirk- But you could make a hamburger pizza

[Hall]

"Things change now because there's too much conflict. People do whatever they feel like. They don't train their people no more. There’s no more respect."

- Aniello "Mr. Neil" Dellacroce

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

The mother of all Parker quotes:

"My favourite porno of all time? Gotta be Interracial Hole Stretchers V"

[Worsham]

Wingate - "Imma take a shit..."

Burk - "you have fun with that.."

Wingate - "I WILL!!!"

[Worsham]

Did I give you permission to leave this channel? NO I FUCKING DID NOT SO DO NOT LEAVE THIS FUCKING CHANNEL!

-Drunken Ford in vent

Ford - "You leave my channel with out even saying hello..? No get you ass back in here your not leaving!"

- Me - can you guys hear me now.

-ford "oh yeah now you talk."

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Blackwood "What are you playing, Parker?"

Me "Hello Kitty Island Adventure 6"

Weatherdon "Kitties?"

Blackwood "No really, what are you playing, Parker?

Parker "I'm playing Interracial Hole Stretchers V"

Weatherdon "With Kitties?"

[Jasko]

Weatherdon "Shut up wingate"

Wingate "No i do whatever the fuck i want"

Weatherdon "Wingate, I'm gonna rape you"