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*Sgt. McClendon and Sgt. Rather have been given admin power*

Lt. Col. Parker: Ok he's coming back so get ready to ban him.

*mic spammer returns and continues spamming*

Pubbers: Oh my god!!! what the fuck!?!?! somebody shut him up!!?!

Lt. Col. Parker: What are you waiting for? hurry up and ban him!

Sgt. Rather: Oh my god!! HOW LONG!?!?!?! HOW LOOONNGGGG!?!?!?

Lt. Col. Parker: JUST BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Sgt. Rather: HOW LONG!?!?!? HOW LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!?!?!?!?

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"Yeah, I'll blow a hole in your face, and then I'll go inside, and sleep like a baby: You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high in Korea and use you for sand bags!"

Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

Edited by Logsdon 1st MRB
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*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

LOL epic fail

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Parker: Hey Magoo did you make the tail with the hole underneath.

Magoo: You know it

Parker: Richards, he is ready for you.

Parker: What suit are you wearing richards?

Richards: Suit? What suit? All i am wearing is a painted on tuxedo.

EVERYONE LAFFS.

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Several moments after Parkers post

Parker: Gotta catch me riding Yama

Ok that sounds really gay, but it was one of those things where you say something and don't realize what you said until you think about it. Someone said "Gotta catch me riding dirty" and that stuck in my head so a little bit later when I thought Yama was AFK and I wanted to see if he was there I just said "Gotta catch me ridin' Yama". LOL the funny things in life ARE free!

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Ollhoff: Kaba loosen your bottom lim and press your tung against it.

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick"

Ollhoff: HAHA Do it again.

Kaba: No

Ollhoff: Yes do it!

Kaba: Wait let me turn on my mic settings to see if I hear myself. *Turns on mic settings*

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick" Im doing it!

In the realism.....

Ollhoff: Ucar's counter turtling!

Kaba: IT'S COUNTER TURTLE WARFARE!!

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