Quote Thread

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Less talk and more Bewbies" -Luna 1st MRB

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Sarsons: *Whale Noises*

Me: what sounds like a dying whale?

x[tex]: San Diego: it means whales vagina

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Rather: "Johnson get out of Narnia and get back on the tank!"

[Gardner2]

Lt.Col. Parker: "You would have to smoke that approach"

Me: heh heh yup I always smoke that spot when the other team has the bridge,

Parker: "Thats okay, theres a reason I like Gardiner better"

Morale of the story. Gardiner's a butt kisser And don't smoke the spots that Lt.Col. Parker likes to rape from.

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Lt.Col. Parker: "You would have to smoke that approach"

Me: heh heh yup I always smoke that spot when the other team has the bridge,

Parker: "Thats okay, theres a reason I like Gardiner better"

Morale of the story. Gardiner's a butt kisser And don't smoke the spots that Lt.Col. Parker likes to rape from.

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Rather: "You guys put me in the quote thread way to much."

[Lafy BAR]

Rather: "You guys put me in the quote thread way to much."

Rather: "if you guys put me on the quote thread again i'm gonna fucking ban all of you buy a crab cake for Grant"

Edited July 29, 2012 by Lafy BAR

[Magoo]

SgtMaj. C. Legend - Oh my God they are such noobs!

SgtMaj. C. Legend - umm I mean Marines in training.

SgtMaj. C. Legend - Look at this awesome defense on your minimaps.

SgtMaj. C. Legend - It's like we're a giant cyclops smiley face and I'm the eye.

[Gardner2]

During a realism yesterday in spec chat

Me(K.Gardner): I can so see me getting banned because of Gardiner

K.Gardiner:"yea I can see that happening too"

Bryant:"I'm so confused"

[Takel 1st MRB]

During a realism yesterday in spec chat

Me(K.Gardner): I can so see me getting banned because of Gardiner

K.Gardiner:"yea I can see that happening too"

Bryant:"I'm so confused"

I think you two need to decide between yourselves which one of you is changing their name to all caps.

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

I think you two need to decide between yourselves which one of you is changing their name to all caps.

Dibs. Or I can change my name to Cpl. K. McAwesomeSuperBad.

[Jablonski]

Pub: "how many kills can do you think I can get with one sniper shot?"

**Sgt. A. Ucar kills himself with a nade**

Sgt. A. Ucar: " How many Ucars' can i klill with one nade?"

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Hows the spray?

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: like a petite hummingbird mid-flight on a foggy morning after a spring rain

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: GORGEOUS

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: lol

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you better use it

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: what was wrong with retard kitty?!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: I love retard kitty : (

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: no

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Bane is so much more fearful =D

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: And Cuddliy

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: fearful and cuddily? hahah

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: YES

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: like a furry spider

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: And like Bryants penis

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i...um...

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i would not know

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ew

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: furry

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: penis

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

I read "fury penis" at first. Sounds like a pokemon move

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

While playing l4D2

Lystad: Why did you have to squirt on me

[Parker 1st MRB]

Regarding the 1st MRB fantasy baseball league. This was posted on the smack board:

Englebretson: If I win this week it will be a miracle

Dillon - 869 pts

Engle - 803.5 pts

Dillon: I am so glad that God doesn't love you.

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

^

I miss Dillon with his awesome remarks or his stories =[

[Magoo]

Legend - "We have like the highest population of retarded kids here, it's like 1 in 86. Isn't that crazy? It's like there's something in the water. Don't worry, I use Brita."

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

I was sitting on my couch watching How I met your mother when I hear the steam ping from my computer. I walk over and its Cpl. T. Brown. asking me to realism.

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: If you are not busy YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! And you should come realism, its open to BAR!!!!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: unless you're having sex with fourteen women at once, i accept no excuse

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (or men, if thats your preference)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (aint nothin wrong with that)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (but if you're not comin, think you can send an invite to the other bars? i don't have that many on my list)

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

I was sitting on my couch watching How I met your mother when I hear the steam ping from my computer. I walk over and its Cpl. T. Brown. asking me to realism.

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: If you are not busy YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! And you should come realism, its open to BAR!!!!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: unless you're having sex with fourteen women at once, i accept no excuse

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (or men, if thats your preference)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (aint nothin wrong with that)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (but if you're not comin, think you can send an invite to the other bars? i don't have that many on my list)

Epic

[Gardner2]

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: omg if you don't come to private to help realism practice, I will find you and leave piles of lizard poop in your bed sheets

kind of disturbing that he has that much poop laying around........

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: omg if you don't come to private to help realism practice, I will find you and leave piles of lizard poop in your bed sheets

kind of disturbing that he has that much poop laying around........

says the guy with 8 billion dogs! but I should totally copy/paste what YOU said before I went to skype Closed the steam window though dammit

[Kanganis]

During a conversation about Germany

Random pubber(don't remember his name): German girls are ok.... but the beer is amazing

Me: Beer: a girl's best makeup.

Edited August 30, 2012 by Kanganis 1st MRB

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

During a conversation about Germany

Random pubber(don't remember his name): German girls are ok.... but the beer is amazing

Me: Beer: a girl's best makeup.

You are a scholar and ..well, not so much a gentleman

[Gardner2]

says the guy with 8 billion dogs! but I should totally copy/paste what YOU said before I went to skype Closed the steam window though dammit

Hey I was just trying to give you support on how to spice up your long distance Skype relationship with your lizard errr I mean girlfriend!! And you were busting a gut thinking how you were going to try and convince her to do it!