Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Magoo: I banned a Recruit today.

Legend: Did you also reject him?

Richards: No he accepted him but he's only allowed to do forum work.

*Everyone laughs*

Richards: You guys laugh but if he was to do that he would probably be a Sergeant Major in no time.

Posted

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: ........... Ok yeah we need to reorganize what sniper buddy means

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: mmhm

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: It is a mutual agreement between two to aid eachother as a sniper team

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: correct?

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: Yes but we cannot love each other

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: but

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: we can

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] looks at the stars in a gay moment

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: HAHHAHAHA

Posted

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: DONT FOCUS THEN

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: i have to pretend

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: think of oyster

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: the oyster is a magical creature

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: mmm im thinking about herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: HERRRR

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it lives in the sea

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: and it eats ... stuff

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: BUT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: WHEN ATTACKED

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it becomes a vicious

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: bear

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: of

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: teeeth

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: oysters; nature's transformers

Posted

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: I NEED KATE UPTON

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YOU DONT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: if you have sex with her, then NO ONE EVER will be good enough, and you'll turn into an asexual emo kid from nebraska with bad teeth and sweat-stained whife beaters piling up under your plaid couch while you watch maury and drink miller light

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: o

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i've seen it a thousand times

Posted

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] killed Sgt. P. Jablonski [1st MRB] with thompson.

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] suicided.

Player: Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] - Damage Given

"Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: wtf, how did i kill myself with a thompson? No one even shot me!"

Posted
Magoo: Fun fact: The world's widest road is in Brazil. 160 cars can drive side by side.

Legend: So there's a part of earth that like just can't breathe.

A common urban legend persists that the Monumental Axis is the widest road in the world, where "[100 to 160] cars can drive side by side". This is untrue, as the road consists of two avenues with six lanes on either side; a total of twelve lanes. However, it was in the Guinness Book of Records as having the widest median (central reservation) of a divided highway (dual carriageway) in the world.

Posted

You're arguing to a mikeD, about a MikeD in the Mike D fan club. Your argument is invalid.

-talking to a friend in facebook, he was arguing about beastie boy lyrics with me (which he was correct) inside the facebook page for Mike D's I created.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Recent Posts

    • MARINE CORPS ENLISTMENT OFFICE Camp Pendleton, CA   RECRUITMENT LETTER     Hello B. Calypso, Thank you for taking interest in joining the 1st Marine Raider Battalion.   During your trial period the following will occur: Once accepted as a Recruit, you will remain as a Recruit for 2 weeks from the day of your acceptance until the next BCT Class is offered. During your time as a recruit, it is highly encouraged to play within the Public Server and join Discord with our other members. Upon acceptance, you will be contacted by one of our DIs when the next available BCT is scheduled via the appropriate Discord channel.   We have a BCT class every two weeks. Please keep an eye out for when the next one is made available once you've completed your time requirements!   Upon stating that you understand all the information here, an admin will change your forum name and login to be :   Calypso 1st MRB   Take the time now to change your Steam and in-game name to:   Rec. B. Calypso [1st MRB] (Example: Rec. J. Doe [1st MRB])   Please make sure to verify your forum account by checking your email. Also, please respond below with a reply showing that you have read and understand these rules. You cannot be fully accepted until you do so. We have a limit on the time to reply, if you do not do so within 48 hours, your application will be denied. Once you reply, you will be approved for your trial period unless otherwise posted.  
    • calyps0oooooooo0's application for Enlistment Form     Questions Name you wish to use and Age: (Our unit uses realistic names, this does not have to be your real name) Calypso 16   Platform Type Epic Games Store Steam ID (Use 17 Digit SteamID 64 / PC Game Pass Account Username): C@lyp$0   Do you have a microphone? Yes   Which game title are you applying for? Hell Let Loose   If you've selected Hell Let Loose, do you understand that this game is currently not cross platform capable and only PC players currently may apply? ( Steam or PC Game Pass) Yes   Why do you wish to join the 1st Marine Raiders? I think it would be fun and a great experience to be in especially if I make some friends   Did any of our current members play a part in you enlisting? If so, who? If none, how did you learn about us: I saw this server on disboard   This unit offers more than just a place to play games with each other, do you have any online skills you think would be useful? I make friends pretty easily and I get along with alot of people   Do you have any Leadership experience that you think will be helpful? I am very great at leading my squad into battles and I almost always make the right decision   Have you ever been in a realism unit before, and if so, which unit was it? No   By posting this Enlistment form, I acknowledge the instructions completely, declare that I am 16 years old or older, and agree that I have and will follow server and unit rules maturely and respectfully or face immediate rejection. Yes   Application stats UserId: 1049150605345706084 Username: calyps0oooooooo0 User: @-_- *calyyy* Duration: 408 seconds Joined guild at: 4 hours ago
    • Welcome to the 1st Marine Raider Battalion! Now that you have been accepted don't forget to: 1. Check in at the Recruit Depot 2. Read the Marine Raider Handbook (you are expected to know everything in it) 3. Change your steam friends Avatar 4. Download, install and log into Discord NOTE: Please be aware that you will not have access to the above links until an officer has given you full access to the forum. Access to the forum should be given to you within the next day.
    • Name: KittenRockstar   Steam I.D: [U:1:895606384] | 76561198855872112   Duration of Ban: Permanent   Reasons for the Ban: Excessive team killing -63 before I caught him   Demo Provided?: No, informed by a Retired 1st MRB   Comments: Why?
×
×
  • Create New...