Quote Thread

[Stroops]

Muppet Puncher: I want pizza so bad fuck im drunk

*A few seconds later*

Muppet Puncher: IM TOTALLY NAKED RIGHT NOW WOOOOOOOOO

[Arevicci]

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Stop calling me and breathing heavy in the phone. I know it's you. Stop it.

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: but

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: but

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: i love you

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Gavri: ED?

G. Visca: Erectile Disfunction

Gavri: Ohhh i got it....

Visca and I Laugh

Gavri: I meant the joke not ED!

[Kabasares]

12:16 AM - Pfc. A. Martin [1st MRB]: Life is like a realism.

12:16 AM - Pfc. A. Martin [1st MRB]: Plan all you like, but you won't know what to say until the shit hit's the fan.

12:17 AM - SgtMaj. K. Kabasares [1st MRB]: I'm quote threading that.

[Barney]

TSgt. L. Barry [1st MRB] *about to be killed and screaming over ingame voice*: TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT!!!

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Brbebajdbjqsbjlj Texas- Kevin Swartz

[Griswold]

Parker: Yeah .. so you know Griswold is in your channel when this happens

*Loud fapping noises proceed with sobbing in the background*

Everyone erupts into laughter, including Griswold

It was fucking hilarious

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Doktor Evolution |ßÄЯ|*: LOVE ME!

Doktor Evolution |ßÄЯ|*: kidding

Sgt. C. Small [1st MRB]: NO

Doktor Evolution |ßÄЯ|*: YES!

Sgt. C. Small [1st MRB]: told you NO

Sgt. C. Small [1st MRB]: I'm only gay on sundays

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

IN VENT:

Arevicci: HIYAYAYAY HIAYAYAY HIAYAYAY that's what you sound like

Kaba: where's that even from?

Arevicci: It's African.

Kaba and Me: .... *snicker*

Arevicci: I mean Native American. One of those 'cans.

[Arevicci]

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: fabrications of the 3rd kind

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: mmmk, so you are looking for UFO sightings?

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: only if you're offering

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]:

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: ....

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: i really dont even know how you just took that sexually

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: hahahaha

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

GySgt. L. Barry [1st MRB]: THE WAY IS SHUT. IT WAS MADE BY THOSE WHO ARE SMALL. AND THE SMALL KEEP IT.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

A. Martin : "I'm American Arsenault, to me there is only 3 kinds of people :

- Americans

- Mexicans

- Europeans"

Arsenault : "Ok but what about Asians?"

Martin : "They fall into Europeans"

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

Random player in the pub.

Jack Ass: is ping like mana or something?

[Tragedy]

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: oof its the worse right i hate when you get spinny

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: But i love old chinese men

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: o.o

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: LOL

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: what does that have to do with alcohol

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: THE VIDEO

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: OHHHH

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: lol

Edited August 15, 2013 by Tragedy ßÄR

[Candy 1st MRB]

GySgt. L. Barry [1st MRB]: THE WAY IS SHUT. IT WAS MADE BY THOSE WHO ARE SMALL. AND THE SMALL KEEP IT.

LOL. Small's 20 minute barricade job on Husky...Thanks for the win Small...

[Hall]

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: could just ask

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: :/

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: that'd be too easy

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: plus they aren't online

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i demand instant gratification

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: they have chinese places for that

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: you know the ones

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ugh i cant find the quote thing

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ohgeez hall

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?...0&start=580

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: I have people look things up for me im a 1stLt. lol

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: see

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hahahaahah

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: dammit!

[Griswold]

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ugh i cant find the quote thing

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ohgeez hall

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?...0&start=580

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: I have people look things up for me im a 1stLt. lol

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: see

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hahahaahah

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: dammit!

This. This right here is GOLD.

[Candy 1st MRB]

Pfc. Candy: Dangit Reis I shot you in the backpack!

SSgt Reis: I got steel in my back

Cpl. Willow: He’s got Buns of Steel.

Pfc. Candy: How would you know that?

Edited August 21, 2013 by Candy 1st MRB

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

Pfc. Candy: Dangit Reis I shot you in the backpack!

SSgt Reis: I got steel in my back

Cpl. Willow: He's got Buns of Steel.

Pfc. Candy: How would you know that?

God damn. Now Reis will be over exited

[Candy 1st MRB]

Pvt. JP. Ogara: Newman, are you the one that shoveled me last night?

Cpl Newman: What?

Slingsby [bAR]: That wasn’t a shovel…

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

In vent (and I am paraphrasing all except the title of the name of Johnson's favorite porno because I was laughing too hard to hear very well)

Brown: I am trying to eat so I am going to leave this conversation about johnson being a dolphinfucker.

Swartz: Wait, what is going on? Johnson is a dolphin fucker?

Brown: Oh yea, and he sent me a bunch of dolphin porn too.

Swartz: What would that be exactly? Big black dolphin dicks or something? Or is that Orcas...?

Brown: Well that would make it interracial dolphin porn right?

(people laughing and talking over each other)

Parker: He's watching Interracial Blowhole Stretchers 6

Edited August 22, 2013 by T. Brown 1st MRB

[Parker 1st MRB]

"...someday, im going to create my OWN unit, and I'm going to make it so appealing that you'll beg me to join it, and I'll let you, and over time, you'll slowly rise the ranks, just as I have...and then I am going to just start demoting you for no reason and say "you broke the rules", and you'll complain, saying there was no rule that you broke." - T. Brown 1st MRB

[Lystad 1st MRB]

While playing l4D2

Lystad: Why did you have to squirt on me

That did not sound wrong at all lool.

[Kanganis]

Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

[Stroops]

Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

That whole round made me so sad to be a Pfc.