Quote Thread

[Mottola 1st MRB]

"I'm not gonna have a pile of IOU Blowjobs" -GySgt. Barry

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

I don't understand the people that like Nutella.

I like dipping biscuits in ketchup.

-SSgt. L. Willow

[J. Kirk]

I don't understand the people that like Nutella.

I like dipping biscuits in ketchup.

-SSgt. L. Willow

Lets not forget this one..

I like cheese on my peanut butter sandwhich, but the bread has to be toasted! You have to put the cheese on the bread right after you pull it out of the toaster. So the cheese gets all warm and stuff.

She cant understand nutella users, but i sure as hell dont understand cheese on a pb&j

[Wyatt]

Waiting for the round to live in a realism, Gearhart had this to share in all-chat:

Edited March 3, 2014 by Wyatt 1st MRB

[Mullaney]

8:11 PM - 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: wtf is that

8:12 PM - SSgt. K. Mullaney [1st MRB]: a creepy ass game

8:12 PM - 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: you and your scary games

8:12 PM - SSgt. K. Mullaney [1st MRB]: im an fbi agent and there is a serial killer im trying to catch but im stuck in this building with a bunch of drug addicts and im trying to kill them with a pipe

8:12 PM - SSgt. K. Mullaney [1st MRB]: but they jump out at you and its scary

8:12 PM - 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: that's nice, what about the game tho

[Palemire]

In a game of Arma III...

The Browny: "OH theres a guy in the general store... I'M GONNA KNIFE HIM!"

L. Barry: *in direct chat to Browny* "Wait NO NO NO ITS ME!"

*Browny gets kill on Barry*

L. Barry: "Why would you do that? I have a wife and kids to raise!"

A. Motolla: *chants* "Its a small world after all! Its a small world after all! Its a small world after all!"

*all of us start laughing all at once*

Later on...

A. Motolla: "Is that lightning over there?"

L. Barry: "Yeah thats the admin... he's pissed off. Zeusing it all up in this thing..."

[J. Kirk]

GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB] VB: same bet this realism?

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NOT THE SAME NO

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: fuckin loopholer

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ill figure it out on gameday

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: the exact wording

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: so that when you lose, you can't make me regret it

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

"Everything is greater when referred to balls." - 1stSgt. T. Brown

[Mottola 1st MRB]

"If it feels like a fleshy thermometer, then its probably not a thermometer" - Pfc. K. Lloyd

Edited March 7, 2014 by Mottola 1st MRB

[Palemire]

"I don't recommend sticking your dick in a bottle of vodka..." -SSgt. A. Motolla

[Mottola 1st MRB]

GySgt. Kirk "Hall, what are you on your period?"

1stLt. Hall "Yes, yes i am"

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Me talking to 1stSgt Brown about filling the pub

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: know what else is empty?

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: your balls?

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: y...your face....ew.. what. dont talk about my balls being empty. that's weird.

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: i win

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: you're now ballmaster5000, not assmaster

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: okay lol

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: wtf, i google ballmaster 5000 and a bunch of fuckin watches come up

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: lmaoooo wtf!

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: SOLID BALL Master Engineer Chronometer

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hahahaah

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: mother of god!

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: not bad watrches either

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: pretty

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: i dont want one

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: course not

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: you ARE one

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: watches don't wear other watches. they waer people

SSgt. A. Mottola [1st MRB]: im posting this on the quote thread

1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: you WOULD

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

"I'm Harry Potter, or I'm going home."

- Lt. Col Parker

Edited March 30, 2014 by Kirkendall 1st MRB

[Parker 1st MRB]

While playing Risk

"One fucking guy in Venezuela!!!!!!!"

K. Swartz 1st MRB has left the server.

[Griswold]

This is what happens when you let Quarterman pick weapons for a realism

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[Quarterman 1st MRB]

This is what happens when you let Quarterman pick weapons for a realism

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I blame the French-Canadian option on my keyboard options =[

[A. Cannon 1st MRB]

This is what happens when you let Quarterman pick weapons for a realism

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I blame the French-Canadian option on my keyboard options =[

Never had that problem just saying.

[Teachey]

This is what happens when you let Quarterman pick weapons for a realism

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I blame the French-Canadian option on my keyboard options =[

Never had that problem just saying.

That's because your not Quarterman.....

[Lystad 1st MRB]

This is what happens when you let Quarterman pick weapons for a realism

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I blame the French-Canadian option on my keyboard options =[

Never had that problem just saying.

That's because your not Quarterman.....

Quarterman is a special man with speacial needs!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wells 1st MRB]

Keep it on topic, guys.

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Go piss yourself in the wind" -J. Anderson 1st MRB

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Ahahahahahah! That's the new version of Magoo's "I hope you piss into the wind!"

[A. Martin]

Me: Alright Holland, just cover this crack.

Holland: I love the crack.

---Later---

Holland: OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY CRACK! ALL OVER IT! THEY'RE JUST POURING OUT OF MY CRACK!

...

Holland: Alright, crack's empty.

[Holland 1st MRB]

Yes well, when you see twelve Germans coming at you through a small opening you were set to watch, it can be a frightening moment.

[Candy 1st MRB]

"I can't hit the broad side of a barn!" - Sgt. D LaGesse (while watching the barn side of Rive) Edited May 20, 2014 by Candy 1st MRB