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Parker, Yamagata, and I playing Unspeakable Words

WHEN SUDDENLY

Parker puts down insane word

Parker - "LUIVU. Luivu is when you hit your foot on a table or something and you think its broken but you actually luivu-ed your foot."

*I can't breathe*

Yamagata - "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Parker - *Makes banging noise* "AHHH. I LUAVBLAHRAH............................................................. I luivu-ed my foot."

*I'm Dead*

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: GROSS

1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: stop looking at your penis

1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: you're supposed to be gaming

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: My dick is a penis

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: I mean game

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: FUCK

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Thursday, July 30, 2015

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Are you free this sunday at 4 pm EST?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: are you asking me on a date?

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Yes

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: omg

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: im flattered

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: lol

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: this is so sudden

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Are you free?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: yes

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: i should be

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Able to be a ringer for my fire comp team?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: but....

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: the date....

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: That is the date

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: so you just want me for my skills

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: ...

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Yup

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: TT wTT

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

  • 4 weeks later...
  • 5 weeks later...
Posted

Pvt.Hicks - I think I'm gonna go eat I got a burrito chilling

Cpl.Gardner - wait you have a burrito chilling? wha?

Pvt.Hicks - you know what I mean I can make that shit in the freezer

Sgt.Boutton - dude your drunk

Pvt.Hicks - no you guys are asking me question you know what I mean

Cpl.Gardner - "dude I got a buritto chilling in the freezer" I'm sorry that shits funny *proceeds to laugh*

Sgt.Boutton - *proceeds to laugh*

Pvt.Hicks - dude dont worry I got platoon covered

Posted

This happened in the pub just a couple minutes ago:

TSgt. Duncan: Specs, join up or be kicked

(couple minutes go by)

TSgt. Duncan: Last warning specs, join up or be kicked

(another couple minutes go by)

(Duncan starts to kick specs)

(Duncan kicks himself from the server)

Server: Did Duncan just kick himself from the server?

(People start checking the chat log and realize that Duncan did indeed just kick himself)

The whole server just explodes with laughter

XD

Posted

Late night steam messages can be a little funny

2:11 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: grizzy the mizzy

2:11 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: going to do a custom? :D

2:11 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: uh no idea yet, not in the server yet

2:12 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: youre in the server of my heart

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: ..........

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Connecting to "The server of your heart"

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Connection Failed

2:12 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: ping is too high, sry bud

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: lol

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Reconnecting

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Your connection was refused. Reason: You have been banned from the server

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: lol

2:14 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: lol

2:14 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: quote thread

  • 1 month later...
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Myself, Ducky, Hansen, and Small were all talking and playing League, and I brought up the fact that Ducky goes to bed way to early. He explains that his door to the room where his computer is, is see-through.

Ducky: "The door is see through to make sure that I'm not watching porn."

To which Hansen replies with this...

Hansen "Why don't you get some sound-proof dampening foam?"

Me: "I don't think that's going to help with the visual problem Hansen..."

To which we all proceeded to laugh. :)

  • 3 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...
  • 1 month later...
Posted

8:30 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: I WILL MAKE THIS UNIT GREAT AGAIN
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: WE WILL BUILD A WALL
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: TO STOP ALL THE HACKERS AND CHEATERS COMING INTO SERVER
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: WITH A WALL?
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: HOW WILL THAT WORK
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: A FIRE WALL
 

 

Johnson=Trump supporter

Posted
14 minutes ago, Gearhart 1st MRB said:

8:30 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: I WILL MAKE THIS UNIT GREAT AGAIN
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: WE WILL BUILD A WALL
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: TO STOP ALL THE HACKERS AND CHEATERS COMING INTO SERVER
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: WITH A WALL?
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: HOW WILL THAT WORK
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: A FIRE WALL
 

 

Johnson=Trump supporter

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  • 4 weeks later...
  • 2 months later...
  • 1 month later...
Posted

Capt. McDowell, WO. Candy, GySgt. Stephenson, and myself are playing Life is Feudal. Build a camp. Some douche builds a base next to ours and puts up a monument, taking away a large part of our land. We're talking about building something.

Capt. McDowell then says,

"We're gonna use this to knock down butternut squash's house".

His mom then showed him pictures of kittens,

"Yes they're so cute and fluffy and I'm gonna knock down butternut's shack with them."

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