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[Bennett]

Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB] has earned the achievement Broomhandler

deadchick|ßÄЯ|: i can't believe you earned an achievment on me!!

deadchick|ßÄЯ|: i feel so used

Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB]: kinky

Pfc. S. Bennett [1st MRB]: well heres your 2 dollars...

[Collins]

Phan: Collins stick your finger in my ass

Collins: WTF lol

..............

Phan: If you finger me right a fortune cookie will come out

Edited May 2, 2010 by Collins 1st MRB

[Bennett]

*Everyone circles around Collazo on the pole in axis spawn*

Collazo: *Uncontrollable laughter*

[KissMeQuick]

*Everyone circles around Collazo on the pole in axis spawn*

Collazo: *Uncontrollable laughter*

id like to add this

" collazo turning and spinning around on the pole while we all stand ina circle"

* we all say hail the great rain god collazo*

*some one says: HIS THING STICKS INTO THE GROUND: *

*UNSTOPPABLE LAUGHTER FOR 3 MINUTES*

happend during realism while we were on axis team

[KissMeQuick]

Phan: *trows a bed to me coming out a house at spawn*

phan: GET ON THE BED KISS!!!

Burke: Phan STOP HITTING ON KISS!

happend during realism american side..

(where there is a bed inside the house at spawn)

[Bennett]

*we all say hail the great rain god collazo*

*some one says: HIS THING STICKS INTO THE GROUND: *

That was all me

"Everyone get in a circle were playing duck duck goose"

Bennett:"Duck duck duck queerbait *shoots and runs*"

Edited May 3, 2010 by Bennett 1st MRB

[Wingate]

Me: Ollhoff! Calm down! Stop getting raging all the time.

Ollhoff: okay I'm calm.

Me: Alright... Ollhoff! Who is your angry buddy, whose your buddy?

Ollhoff: laughs. You are.

Me: You damn right.

[Bennett]

"GO THEN!"

[Collins]

Cpl. M. Collins [1st MRB|MP]: How'd you not take damage???

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahaha

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: that was funny

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: bewbs ftw

Cpl. M. Collins [1st MRB|MP]: WTF??

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahah

Pfc. R. Wells [1st MRB]: that was pretty funny

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Collazo: on 3. 1, 2, 3, BELGECON!!! (whole team shouts it)

Parker: ok on 3. 1, 2, 3, COMCAST!!! (whole team shouts it)

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

"Don't think the Police Help? Next time your being robbed, try calling a crackhead"

-Myself

*after accidentally moving my view a little bit, which Collazo saw*

"WHATRE YOU DOING! STAND STILL OR I WILL BEAT YOU MERCILESSLY!"

*continues on into unintelligible yelling gibberish*

lol.

[Jasko]

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: imagine a giant fuzzy penis hitting your face

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: thats me on you

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: pew

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: slap

this was directed at me

[Wells 1st MRB]

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: imagine a giant fuzzy penis hitting your face

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: thats me on you

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: pew

8:39 PM - 2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: slap

this was directed at me

hahahahahah you forgot to put that you posted it in realism hahah

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

dude i told you that with the understanding that it was between us.

[Collins]

Me: What retard let them come through there second when we have men around it

Engle: Retards have names you know collins

me: Oh shit it was engle that was in the house by the second. oopss

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Are you shittin' me Bill?" - Collazo

[Le 1st MRB]

Fuck Yo Couch

McCarthy

[Collazo 1st MRB]

Jasko - "WHAT THE PEW"

[Jasko]

Jasko "I like to shake things up a bit"

Collazo "bwahhahahahahahahahahahah" <- 5 minutes of laughter including a 2 second break for air

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

**Regarding Wells new spray of 2 men 1 apple**

Wells: "Parker you're just upset because you wanted a bite of that apple too"

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Collazo: Lets give miller the Croix De Guerre

He pronounced Croix Cronk. So Cronk de Guerre

[Parker 1st MRB]

"...is it medically possible to put grains of sand in a vagina and make pearls?" - Jasko 1st MRB

[Wells 1st MRB]

"...is it medically possible to put grains of sand in a vagina and make pearls?" - Jasko 1st MRB

ahahaha and he asked me that too

[Jasko]

im sorry, but i wanna start a pearl business

[Wells 1st MRB]

WHat I thought was funnier than your quote was your thought process directly after stating that..."ummm i didn't offend you did i...cuz i didn't mean your vagina...???" nice hahah