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During Practice

 

*i fire a grenade at everyone lined up, Pfc. J. Mcree turns and looks at it next to him as it blows up*

*me* "Mcree why did you just turn and look at that and not run?"

*Mcree* " Im dead inside sir. 

 

most unexpected yet best responce

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WO. A. Reis sitting alone in the Drill Instructer Channel I hop in and ask if he is doing BCT's He responds whit NO it is 3rd platoon practice. I m like Reis it is Saturday.

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Just now, Duckers 1st MRB said:

Reis sitting alone in the Drill Instructer Channel I hop in and ask if he is doing BCT's He responds whit NO it is 3rd platoon practice. I m like Reis it is Saturday.

I actually thought it was Sunday from the time i woke up, too many days off work...

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Guest Flores 1st MRB
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Fielding: "Spectators please join up, friendly fire is on". 

 

Smith: "Wtf did you have a stroke?!"

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Doing a BCT building clearing section.

Recruit Vides: " Alright Major Konig if you could just stand here"

SgtMaj. Konig: "Wow thats one hell of a promotion" 

Recruit Vides: "Thank you Sir"

SgtMaj. Konig: "Its Sergeant Major" 

Recruit Vides: "My bad"

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 Parslee: "Should I do a fat dab right now?"

 Fielding: "Dabs are for clowns".

 Parslee: "You really think dabs are for clowns? That hurts my feelings"

 Larson: "Why do you identify as a clown?"

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Talking about how Hansen isn't playing very well.

 

Fielding: Here's what you need to do, open your console and type quit.

*Player Cpl. A. Scinta has left the game (Disconnect by user)*
Scinta: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?

 

Everyone dies laughing.

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Talking about an exercise for the Rifle MOS

Samuels: Okay so youre going to go in order from top left to top right windows then the bottom left door and bottom right wall near the lamp post.

Cain: Just to clarify, we're going from the windows to the wall?

Samuels: God dammit Cain.

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*Setting :: Realism on Hells Highway*

 

Candy's Weapons Pick :: 2/2/0/1/1

 

Candy: Ok Miller take the Sniper

Samuels: Hey Candy you know its an MG not a Sniper

 

*Round Lives immediately after finishs saying*

*Miller drops sniper*

 

Candy: Ok Miller go peak that corner

Miller: with a pistol?

 

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*In Spectate*

 

Konig's team wrecks on Defense:

 

Samuels: Wow Konig does know how to do a D

 

*After a moment of silence*

 

Collette: Wow not gonna touch that with a 10ft pole

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Guest Flores 1st MRB
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Wilson: late snack Flores?

 

Flores: Yes, some M&M

 

Willson: Me too, some pennis chips .....

 

silence

 

Wilson ... Im mean, peanuts ....

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Playing custom maps in the Pub

 

Duckers: By the way Fielding there is only 3 minutes left if you want to do another vote.

Fielding: Theres 19 minutes left.

Duckers: It says timeleft 3 minutes

Fielding: Youre not even in the game Duckers.

Duckers.... I'm on the 6th server... Thought I was playing with you

Everyone else: Dies

 

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Playing  in the pub with a bit of a tipsy 1stLt. Wilson and a harmonica comes over the mic

Wilson: What, what is that? That sound is that a hermaphrodite?

Everyone: No Wilson XD

Wilson: Yeah that sound I know that sound its a hermaphrodite wait no not a hermaphrodite but it starts with a H its a musical sounding thing

Recruit Braastad: A musical hermaphrodite?

Logue: Its a harmonica Wilson 

Wilson: Oh yeah yeah harmonica not hermaphrodite a hermaphrodite making that sound would be weird

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