Quote Thread

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing Realism on Sturm. Everyone lines up Allies and we wait on Cash to line up but hes over on the Axis team.

Cash: Where the hell is everybody?

Major Larson: It would help if you were on Allies Cash

Cash: Oh god dammit! 

Everyone: big laugh.

[N. Garcia]

Doing realism on sturm. Cpl Johnson and Cpl Palladino are choosing weapons

 

Johnson: So what weapons would you like?

 

Palladino: 2a(a-b*2) + 5e(z+2b)

 

Everyone: Dies 

Edited March 24, 2022 by Candy 1st MRB

[Pitteway 1st MRB]

In the private server for 1-2 practice

 

All at ease and silently waiting for SSgt Cash to start practice

Kevinsen: Illegible french rant

Whole server: dies laughing

[Samuels 1st MRB]

Realism Practice on Anvil

 

Allied team proceeds to get killed, 1v1 2ndLt. Konig vs TSgt. Landgren

 

In Discord:

Martinez: Shouldn't Konig be dead?

 

Konig: Why would I be dead?

 

*Konig proceeds to go into spawn and immediately is killed by the map ending the round*

 

 

 

[MacArthur]

Phoenix S-21: my mouse is acting up...

 

GooseGaggler: oh yeah, why don't you feed it some cheese...

 

XD

[Pitteway 1st MRB]

Discord several hours and whiskey shots after the 14th anniversary meeting

 

1stLt. J. Samuels:  Wait..... how long is I am soldiers???

 

 

 

 

[Pitteway 1st MRB]

Further post 14 Year anniversary discord.

 

Murl: Ok but hear me out, its just a little lick, and its 10 grand, its a good financial decision

Wright: But youre putting your tongue on another mans balls

Murl: Yeah but you'll have 10 grand!

 

a while later

 

Samuels: 10 grand is 10 grand

Samuels: wait, is this post shower balls? because then id do it

 

Wright: ok I have 10 grand in my account right now

[Konig 1st MRB]

Wright: Denial's not just a river in the nile.

 

 

Such words of wisdom.

[S. Larson 1st MRB]

Martinez and E. Small playing chess...

 

Small - "Wtf is that move you just pulled there Marty?"

 

Martinez - "I have no idea what the actual move is called but it's called fucking you"

[Yoder 1st MRB]

BAZINGA!

[Scinta]

Thibeault :Out of courtesy and respect I will not repeat what I just said.

Me: hmmm right

Thibeault: AWWWWWW ASHDKADHLKASHDASDWAW

Me:dies of laughter

[S. Larson 1st MRB]

Scinta - "Amazon prime's going to charge me.... well how about this...? EXPIRED CREDIT CARD" *laughs with malicious intent*

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing ready or not lastnight with Belcher Thibeault and Pitteway

Proceed to get A rank on a mission

Belcher: I think thats the best rank I ever got playing with you guys

Fielding: We're not the best cops but sometimes we take it seriously and don't execute everyone

Pitteway: Not our fault they gave the retards badges and automatic weapons

Thibeault: Its like the Marines

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Texting MSgt. A. Pitteway while at work.

Fielding: Yeah man just finishing up the Christmas show and I'll be on tonight after work.

Pitteway: I will either be on, or passed out from tequila and cold medicine (I'm not drinking lean I'm just fucking sick lmao)

Fielding: I'm putting that in the quote thread.

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Myself Pitteway Harding Belcher and Martinez all playing drinking quest for Belchers Birthday. Belcher gives Martinez an item called the bitterness coin which makes you chug your drink and he doesn't give one but 3 and Martinez is drinking Tobasco Sauce instead of Alcohol.

 

Belcher: You told me to suck it last round and I remembered. 

Martinez: Why me man why?! 

Belcher while you're at it take another.

Silence.......

Pitteway: Marty you good?

Martinez: (choking and suffering and gasping) I need a glass of milk.....

Everyone: Dies laughing. and repeating the milk

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing customs in the pub with Pitteway and Yoder. 

Pitteway: Votes up guys

Marklywinter

foyforest

dust2

tiger

changing map to foy forest

Yoder: OH ITS THE FUCKIN BLUE ONE

server: dies of laughter XD

[Pitteway 1st MRB]

In discord with a lot of people;

Farmer talking about the girl who he said eats a lot of pizza; all suggesting things he should have said to her,

Thib: TELL HER YOU CAN HELP HER BE BULIMIC!

Everyone: Dies of laughter

 

Later he posts a pic of both of them.
Thib: Farmer you look like a special needs Justin Timberlake

Candy: That bottom picture, you look like a couple of refugees who just landed
Everyone: Dies again

[Pitteway 1st MRB]

Sitting in discord with Muthas, Candy, Belcher, Hansen and Small

 

Hansen: No, your eyes roll back when you blink
Candy: I mean, I blinked 182 times once, and I threw up

 

Everyone: what????
Pitteway: Ok thats going in the quote thread

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Sitting in Discord with C. Logue, Belcher, Hansen and Muthas. Belchers streaming Fallout New Vegas and killing people and Muthas actively comments he "Gangstered" them.

 

Logue: I'm gonna help you out with the Gangstering ( Plays Gangsters Paradise song )

Everyone: laughing and singing along

Belcher: Oh man is that Ghetto Paradise?

Logue: Its Gangsters Paradise you racist (Insert Logue Laugh)

Belcher: Ohhhhh 

Everyone: Fucking dying

[Holquist 1st MRB]

Smith and I were messing with this guy in the pub who claims to have friends who "made 79% of the maps in the game [DoDs]" and he just hit us with this absolute gem of a line, "Zed Graystone: and It was I who legalized weed in most of states"

[Martinez 1st MRB]

On Private server:

Martinez:  Do you need cash now?
Pitteway:  I have a structured settlement.

Martinez: Call JG Wentworth

Pitteway: Oh, at 877-CASH-NOW

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Quotes from Drinking Quest that were remembered :Multiple.

 

Pitteway: wait its 2?

Fielding: ye

Pitteway: Okay so 4+2 is uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Def not 5

Fielding: Its 6

Martinez: How drunk are you?

Pitteway yeah see.

 

Samuels: Thats my kitty

Pitteway guest: Thats a nice pussy (cat)

Samuels: oh thank you

PITTEWAY: I WANNA SEE SAMUELS HAIRY PUSSY

 

Samuels: Fielding show us your Tattoos

Fielding shows

Pitteway guest:Nice

Samuels: HOLY FUCK FIELDINGS JACKED

Samuels: But no homo

Pitteway: Dies

 

Martinez: Where did pitteway go?

Pitteway I'm right here mofo

Fielding he turned off his camera... HES GETTING A BLOWIE

Pitteway: Silence

Martinez: Turn your camera on

Mottola: I wanna see

Pitteway Okay I will (proceeds to show his area)

Pitteway: SEE I"M WEARING PANTS HOW CAN I GET A BLOWIE WEARING PANTS?!

 

Samuels: Goes to throw up

Pitteway I hope I didn't kill our CO, people will be real mad, wait did u actually puke?

Samuels: No I Aint a bitch I came back with beer and water

 

Pitteway: Hats off to marty for putting up with the drunk retards

Martinez: I always do even when youre not drinking youre drinking and sometimes retarded

Pitteway and Fielding: Fair Point

 

Samuels: I feel his brain working, hes considering it

 

Fielding: Whos turn is it?

Martinez Pitteway

Pitteway is it my turn? (pulls card and just silence)

Fielding he forgot how to read

Martinez thats exactly what happened

Pitteway yeah not gonna lie i'm dumb

 

Fielding: Pitteway gets credit for destroying samuels, well done

Pitteway: Oh fuck yeah bud big taken

 

 

Pitteway: I'm not even that drunk

Fielding: You forget how to play the game every turn

Pitteway: I didn't forget shit homie, what do I gotta do again?

Edited February 25 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Muthas: What state has that fuckin silver bean in it?

Pitteway: Are you talking about Chicago? 

Muthas: Yeah fuckin Chicago

Pitteway: Chicago isn't a state 

[Hansen 1st MRB]

Talking about identifying as a woman to get cheaper car insurance

Small: Yeah we had that here but they banned it
Pitteway: What? Woman driving?

Everyone starts dying

[Holquist 1st MRB]

Deliberately made 1Lt. Samuels the fat kid in open realism with me as leader

 

Holquist: "You're so fat"

Samuels: "youre so not funny"