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[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing customs in the pub chilling in Discord talking about food

 

Pitteway: Fielding Dairy Queen is open!

Fielding: Fuck yeah dude order it

Pitteway: Its $15 delivery fuck that what're you high?

Fielding: Yeah

Pitteway: yeah me too but fuck

Candy: I have a Dairy Queen its open

Pitteway: Yeah but that doesn't help me

Candy: yeah but atleast we have communal interests

Everyone: Dies

Edited July 13 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing realism on harrington

Allied Defense 

 

Faller: *throwing nades*

Holquist: I don't think theyre coming that way

Faller: I don't give a fuck i'm throwing nades

Holquist: yeah hes upstairs

Faller: YOU SAID THEY WERENT COMING THIS WAY

[Hansen 1st MRB]

While playing CS2

Belcher: Murl are you drunk?
Murl: No. I'm a survivor.

 

Edited October 5 by Hansen 1st MRB

[Holquist 1st MRB]

In the Dods pub last night,

Pubber: *generally being an asshole*
deadchick: “Now might be a good time to stop talking”

Pubber: *BS continues*
deadchick: *kicks*
Pubber returns: “Be a man, ban don’t kick”

deadchick: *bans pubber for 1 hour*

[DAPPERxDUCK BAR]

Oldie but a goodie from @gOOse GaGGLeR BAR

 

Me: *taunting Marietta in Discord while playing in game*

Goose in game: "I see you taunting Marietta on the Discord...you know you turn into a James Bond villain more and more every day"

Me: *laughing* "She brings it on herself"

Goose: *in his best Bond villain impression* "'No Marietta, I expect you to DIEEEEE' just full Goldfinger...I'm waiting for it."