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[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing customs in the pub chilling in Discord talking about food

 

Pitteway: Fielding Dairy Queen is open!

Fielding: Fuck yeah dude order it

Pitteway: Its $15 delivery fuck that what're you high?

Fielding: Yeah

Pitteway: yeah me too but fuck

Candy: I have a Dairy Queen its open

Pitteway: Yeah but that doesn't help me

Candy: yeah but atleast we have communal interests

Everyone: Dies

Edited July 13 by Fielding 1st MRB

[Fielding 1st MRB]

Playing realism on harrington

Allied Defense 

 

Faller: *throwing nades*

Holquist: I don't think theyre coming that way

Faller: I don't give a fuck i'm throwing nades

Holquist: yeah hes upstairs

Faller: YOU SAID THEY WERENT COMING THIS WAY

[Hansen 1st MRB]

While playing CS2

Belcher: Murl are you drunk?
Murl: No. I'm a survivor.

 

Edited October 5 by Hansen 1st MRB

[Holquist 1st MRB]

In the Dods pub last night,

Pubber: *generally being an asshole*
deadchick: “Now might be a good time to stop talking”

Pubber: *BS continues*
deadchick: *kicks*
Pubber returns: “Be a man, ban don’t kick”

deadchick: *bans pubber for 1 hour*

[DAPPERxDUCK BAR]

Oldie but a goodie from @gOOse GaGGLeR BAR

 

Me: *taunting Marietta in Discord while playing in game*

Goose in game: "I see you taunting Marietta on the Discord...you know you turn into a James Bond villain more and more every day"

Me: *laughing* "She brings it on herself"

Goose: *in his best Bond villain impression* "'No Marietta, I expect you to DIEEEEE' just full Goldfinger...I'm waiting for it." 

[Muthas 1st MRB]

We were sitting in discord and were talking about some of our names

Grande ended up joining the channel towards the end of the conversation and then Small told Grande "you know your name is the opposite of mine, Grande means large in Spanish and French"

*Queue Grande going quiet for a solid 5 mins and everyone else in the channel is now dead quiet*

Grande out of nowhere completely mind-blown: "WOW you're right Small! It DOES mean big!"
queue everyone dying laughing at how long it took him to figure it out

 

[Candy 1st MRB]

Its Friday Night Fight Night in HLL and me and Muthas are in different squads.

We meet up while attacking a point:

Me: Muthas! Let's go get the poiple toineps!

Muthas: Hah poi....

 

We are immediately cut down by a MG.

 

Steam messages: 

Muthas: LMFAOO

Me:OMFG! ROFLMAO!

Edited 3 hours ago by Candy 1st MRB