Quote Thread

[Collins]

from the lion king

Mufasa: What ever shall i do with him? (referring to his brother scar)

Zazou: He'd make a very handsome throw rug

Mufasa: *Chuckles* Zazouuu

Zazou: And just think, when he gets dirty uou can take him out and beat him

Amazing what jokes you miss when u watch these movies at the ages of 8 and under

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Move... imma cut you bitch- GMoney

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Parker: Imma suicide your mom

[Collazo 1st MRB]

Burk - "I'm not going to lie... he had a pretty big penis"

[Parker 1st MRB]

"You're sucking all my bandwidth Mike!" -K. Swartz

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

God mike this guys is just blowing me away - Parker playing poker

[Jasko]

Miller "give 'em their jimmy dean breakfast.....GOOD MORNING (yelling)."

[Jasko]

Miller and I were in an orange server and this guy named El Diablo said "What does MRB satnd for? magic rifle brigade?" just before rage quitting.

[R. Miller]

Ollhoff "Hey you guys wanna hear little kids scream in my basement?"

[Jasko]

Ollhoff "Hey you guys wanna hear little kids scream in my basement?"

true story

[R. Miller]

Jasko "The lion king is a dirty movie guys!"

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Yes, people are douchebags and deserve to die in a fire

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

roflmao

[Collins]

4:11 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: sif u used my spot!

4:11 PM - Pfc. T. Stutler [1st MRB]: lol "sif", love havent heard that since i met a brit in spain

[xnugZz]

escolators are the best invention ever they cant break down they can only turn into stairs - mitch hedburg

[Parker 1st MRB]

Parker: I gotta go to my car and get my cell phone.

Engle: Yea right, you're gonna go get a gun.

Parker: No actually i was gonna go to jizzhut.com and rub one out.

K. Swartz: wait what game do you wanna play?

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Parker: "How do dolphins have sex anyways..."

*Dolphin screeching sounds in the background*

"Oh, that's how."

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

2ndLt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: every time i see ur spray im afraid they are going to come alive and touch me

Sgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: its parker and gmoney

Sgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: whats not to get excited about

[Cayen]

Ford:i shot you in the face wells how couldnt u dye

wells:no u didnt (... or something like that)

Ford: well then you seem to be able to take alot in the face

[Collins]

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: came in to kill you

4:34 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just wanted to cum

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: all over your face baby

4:35 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: and ill make engle my bitch hahahaha

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: ima kill u both

4:36 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my penis

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: in engles mouth XD

[Weimert 1st MRB]

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: came in to kill you

4:34 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just wanted to cum

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: all over your face baby

4:35 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: and ill make engle my bitch hahahaha

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: ima kill u both

4:36 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my penis

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: in engles mouth XD

I believe it went something like this....

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: I came in to see you.

4:34 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my cum

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: all over my face baby

4:35 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: and ill make engle my bitch hahahaha

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: ima fuck u both, but im the catcher

4:36 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my penis

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: in my mouth then my asshole sexy XD

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

wow so im pretty sure someone in this unit touches little babies

[Collins]

I believe it went something like this....

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: I came in to see you.

4:34 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my cum

4:34 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: all over my face baby

4:35 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: and ill make engle my bitch hahahaha

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: ima fuck u both, but im the catcher

4:36 PM - TheDude.Tf |ßÄЯ|: you just want my penis

4:36 PM - SSgt. M. Collins [1st MRB]: in my mouth then my asshole sexy XD

You fucking prick LMAO dont beliee his lies hahahaa

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

beliee

Australian for i hack?

[Weimert 1st MRB]

No its Welsh, dumb ass. He is no were close to Australia.