Quote Thread

[Kabasares]

Legend: If I used an M1 Garand it would sound like ke-chung, ke-chung, ke-chung!

Me: and what would it sound like if you used a Kar?

Legend: VROOM!

[Brown]

Me: *Rejoining the server cause my score sucked*

Jones: Ohhh Brown you didn't like your score so you had to hide it??

Me: Yea, it's like an ugly girlfriend... never want to show her off...

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: Hey, you watching the Canada vs. Russia game?

Wilson: Oh, is that on?

Me: Yea on TSN.

Wilson: Yea I don't have a television.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Wilson: Plan is kill babies

Me to Wells: So does that mean I have to punch my balls repedeatly? Does that mean you have to punch your balls and womb?

Wells: Yes and after we can have BABIES!

[Parker 1st MRB]

Engle: Play fantasy on your phone. What kind of fantasy?

[Hughes]

"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."

- Peter Lafleur

'Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake'

- Stiffler

'I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.'

- Tucker max

mainly from films

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Me: There once was a woman who begat,

Three Sons named Nat, Pat and Tat

She said it was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding when she realized

There was no, Tit for Tat.

Wells: Ya know...sometimes I like to pretend that you say shit that makes sense...and that we can have intelligent conversations.

[Hughes]

haha thats pretty funny

[Viktor]

Bunt: Viktor, stop laughing. Your making me laugh too much and now my score is negative!

Viktor: Hahahahhahaha

Bunt: Hahaha, omg im crying now.

Everyone else on the server: Hahahaa.

This was last night.

[Hughes]

*tumble weed rolls past*

[Conners 1st MRB]

Peppermints + bj = Minty Fresh Balls

- Zachow

[Ford 1st MRB]

Peppermints + bj = Minty Fresh Balls

- Zachow

Zachow you should tell your boyfriend that a blowjob consists of the penis entering his mouth, not the balls.

[Tragedy]

LOL FORD!!!!!!!

[Benson]

Ollhoff: Who re-enlisted?

Wells: Your Mom.

Ollhoff: Nice she can play with me now.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Yama: Did you see where that happened on Conan?

Engle: I don't like Conan.

Yama: Well you're stupid.

[Takel 1st MRB]

Date: Twelfth of February, MMXI

Location: dod_hellshighway, Day of Defeat: Source, Edwards' Private VPN Server

Edwards: Right, little exercise for you, i want you to fire at a "sniper" in that window.

Me: What window

Edwards: That window

(Edwards points at a house with, like, 5 billion windows in it)

(I tell a lie, there were only about 4 but who's counting?)

Me: Fucking hell, just tell me. What window is the sniper in???

Edwards: Every window..................

I can't put into writing how amazingly sinister this last line sounded

Edited February 12, 2011 by Takel 1st MRB

[Benson]

Wells: I had a dream about Parker last night...

Wells: It was me and 2 other girls.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Wells: I had a dream about Parker last night...

Wells: It was me and 2 other girls.

I want to go on record by saying that's not what the dream was about...

[Bennett]

Its ok Wells, I dream about him too...wait what?

[Misenhimer]

"Religion is like your penis, dont flaunt it in public or shove it down your kids throat."

-Unknown

[Magoo]

(Team) GySgt. T Dillon [1st MRB]: holy shitfuck.

(Team) Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i drink jizz

(Team) Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: GOBBLE

Looking through some old screenshots and this is what I found.

You can't make this shit up lol

[Wells 1st MRB]

Teachey: What are you guys doing?

Wells: Your mom.

Teachey: O really? Well which one...there's the mom...and the step mom...and-

Benson: Grand.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

(Team) GySgt. T Dillon [1st MRB]: holy shitfuck.

(Team) Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i drink jizz

(Team) Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: GOBBLE

Looking through some old screenshots and this is what I found.

You can't make this shit up lol

I plead the fifth.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Le: If someone gave you a Ferrari if you had gay sex with them would you?

Zahl: Come here you little cock I'll show you who is in charge here

[Wells 1st MRB]

Wells: *yelling in-game after dying*

Zahl: You don't have to scream

Wells: Yea Zahl like you're one to talk about screaming

Zahl: I never raise my voice in video games

ahahaha! Zahl: Kirk, Benson and myself have concluded that your perfect match would be Olha

Kirk: Silly Norwegians. We should get Zahl and Olha to make weird noises together.