Quote Thread

[Jones 1st MRB]

Warning to No Arms, it may be advisable that you look no further at this post.

Communist:- Jones stop fucking killing me, you have no idea how mad your making me. I think I may of just killed my cat.

[I have no arms BAR]

I think he may have smoked the room to kill the poor thing. I guess it's not just when he gets anxious.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Teachey: Ooo Argentan

Zahl: Teachey I am going to kil OH NO MY PEANUTS.

[Zahl 1st MRB]

Teachey: Ooo Argentan

Zahl: Teachey I am going to kil OH NO MY PEANUTS.

My keyboard was infiltrated with peanuts!!!

[Kabasares]

In DOD:S

Jones: I'm doing rubbish, I'm rank 14.

Me: I'm doing worse, I'm 23rd.

Jones: Ah yep, anyone who is doing worse than me is definitely rubbish.

Me: Gee thanks.

[Elder]

(after a night of heavily drinking)

Me: Hey jonesy

Jones: Hey Elder, your head feeling better?

Me: Nah, I'm pretty fine...

Jones: Well you didn't sound fine last night. You were pretty gone.

(a little later)

Me: Jones, was I annoying last night?

Jones: Nah, I was just laughing at everything you were saying because you made no sense what-so-ever.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: lol?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: maybe as in sure or maybe im masturbating come back later

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe as in both?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: wait what?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: yea illplay

[Ollhoff]

At 2:00 in the morning in vent:

Me: Chen can you touch your toes

Chen: Uh yes but why?

Me: Can you touch your toes and walk backwards

Chen: Is that for some kind of workout?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

^ AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

[Cayen]

Google Translator voice: 猫は私のボールをなめる

Magoo: I dunno what she said but she sounds horny!

apparently that translator voice means cats lick my balls wait am i late..

[Kabasares]

Dramafoxx: Didn't you see Vancouver? Getting mad that the Redwings lost..

Parker: The Redwings? Don't you mean the Canucks?

Me: LMFAO

[Kabasares]

Noelle: I'm not racist, my cat is black.

[Proulx]

Me: "I'm getting to the nerdy part, dual monitors, laptop and a mini fridge full of beer"

SSgt Cayen: "That's not nerdy, the mini fridge full of beer? That's a sign of a true Canadian"

[Cayen]

zahl: "makes a weird sound while clicking his mouse really fast"

me: that sounds wrong man

zahl: no thats because you are under age

kevin... laughs

later on ...

zahl: aww stinky cock

[Worsham]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Ezekiel 25:17. Nice.

My personal favorite, for any one who has been in military service and knows what I am talking about:

We the unfailing, led by the uncaring, doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now eminently qualified to do anything with nothing.

[Jones 1st MRB]

Elf:- Stop using that damn pistol headshot thing Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is after Jones shot Elf twice in the head with the C96

[I have no arms BAR]

I think the "FBI is after you because you have so many cats" conversation should go in here but I can't remember everything that was said. I just remember my last comment on the subject was pure gold.

[Parker 1st MRB]

After I made him laugh so hard and his mic was silent for a few seconds, Jones replied with:

"I've got tears streaming down my face" - Jones 1st MRB

[Kabasares]

Me: What should our names be in CSS?

Legend: How about I be Michael, and you be Jackson.

Me: How about I'm Huf and you're Puf?

Legend: Huf never raped any kids.

Magoo (HufandPuf): LOL.

[Wingate]

After I raged from McDowell killing me with a thread of health in LOL.

Parker: Wingate it’s all right we was down a man the entire game… It's okay!

Me: Parker Listen I wouldn’t been pissed if he had half health or quarter health… BUT HE HAD THREAD OF HEALTH... IT FUCKING RIDICULES!!

Parker: Wingate!! Woosaaahhh!!

Me: Man fuck Wosah!! A thread of health… Thread-of-health!! FUCK!! I can't believe it!!

[Kabasares]

Me: Legend, do you have any source of income?

Legend: My father.

[Elder]

Parker: Don't bring any yo-yo's in.

[Magoo]

Me: Legend, do you have any source of income?

Legend: My father.

LOL!

[Elder]

LOL!

lol?