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Kirk: Zahl, you want me to play LoL with you, yet you make my rank in vent something I don't appreciate.

Zahl: Your rank is.... your rank is??? Your rank is???

Kirk: You set my rank to Penis.

Zahl: YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dramafoxx: All I know is the chicken Mcnuggets and the dollar menu.

Magoo: What do you get off the dollar menu.

Dramafoxx: I get the fries... cause they're like a dollar.

later.

Dramafoxx: Are you still quoting me on the forums?

Magoo: No, I'm done.

Dramafoxx: Well I read it and you should take it down. It's mean.

Magoo: It's not mean. What are you talking about?

Dramafoxx: You're telling everyone that I shop at McDonald's. That's the lowest of low.

Magoo: I'm quoting that!

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If McDonalds goes out of business, then thousands of stupid parents will have their children starve because they can't figure out what to feed them.

Negative, Burger King will step up and be amongst the immortal corporations of Google and Microsoft if Mickey D's ever goes under.

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Yamagata: Ramen Noodles....plastic noodles....food court....school....

Parker: Does anyone else think that Yama is lagging

Magoo: Yeah

Cribari: No, Yama isn't lagging it was just me.

Cribari: Oh, wait...

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Situations : magoos trying to tell drama how to recover his forum account and is being lazy and saying hes rired

Drama: Ill do this tomorrow this is boring and im tired

Magoo: No your doing this now.

Drama: no its 3 in the morning

Me: no its not its 10:14

Drama: you don't know where i live

Me: yeah i do you live in cali you've told me

Drama: yeah well i moved to Oregon

Magoo: thats the same time zone.

5 mins later.

Well it is 3 in the morning i live in the eastern time zone of california

Posted

Mare: ... comrades

Me: you sound russian when you say that

Mare: Comrades, Brothers in Arms, dude holding a gun beside me ... they are all the same

mare drunk is awsome.

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XD Englebretson

Thursday, October 06, 2011

5:49 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: hello

5:49 PM - Sgt. J. Griswold [1st MRB] PB: hi

5:49 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: go accpet my trade

5:50 PM - Sgt. J. Griswold [1st MRB] PB: seriously engle why would i want to?

5:50 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: um cause im gonna make the playoffs

5:50 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: lol

5:50 PM - Sgt. J. Griswold [1st MRB] PB: XD

5:50 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: but seriously if you dont accept it im kicking you out of the unit

5:51 PM - Sgt. J. Griswold [1st MRB] PB: okay i'll remember that engle

5:51 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: now stay boy

5:51 PM - Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: or no dinner

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Vent: Me and Kaba

Me: So what, I was dropped on my head as a child, dont make fun of me

Kaba: I WILL make fun of you, its not my fault your mom has butterfingers and dropped you on your head as a child!

AHahahahahahahahha XD

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Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: hey

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: where you go

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: nowhere

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: or should i say now here

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: too bad, i was gonna tell st-denis how to annoy you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: lol

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: if you say

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: yeah

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: just 2 words

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]:

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I'll kill you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I WILL

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