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ultranator: so grenoble did youfix you're computer yet

Grenoble: did i fist my computer yet? what?

Ultranator: no did you fix you're computer yet

Cayen: thats going in the quote thread

Posted

Me: I can't believe it's 5:30 and it's already completely dark.

Jones: Yea people get sad syndrome.

Me: Wow that's a real scientific word haha.

Me: It's actually called Photosynthetical Deprivation Disorder.

Jones: Did you just google that?

Me: No....I just made it up hahaha!

Jones: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choking* HAHAHAHAHAHA *coughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: hey

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: where you go

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: nowhere

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: or should i say now here

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: too bad, i was gonna tell st-denis how to annoy you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: lol

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: if you say

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: yeah

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: just 2 words

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]:

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I'll kill you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I WILL

I must know these two words

I MUST KNOW!!!

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Percy: Hey Gooderham you're in the morale office right?

Gooderham: Yea why?

Percy: Just wanted to know what I have to do in the morale office.

Me: Have you seen Frantz's post today?

Percy: Yea

Me: Did you reply to it?

Percy: Ohh ok I see where you're going

Me: Yea because if you didn't reply then don't, we don't need you fucking it up.

Everyone laughs.

Posted

Jones: I'll be having my chicken tikka phal tomorrow night.

Me: Yea and you'll be eating and farting at the same time.

Jones: Oh yea, you have to be careful with that stuff it burns your butt.

Me: Yea you'll pay for it afterwards when you go number 2. You'll be saying "Oh hot hot hot".

Jones: Ohhh yes, I already put the toliet roll in the fridge.

Me: Hahahaha, I'm putting that in the quote thread.

Posted
Kirk: Zahl, you want me to play LoL with you, yet you make my rank in vent something I don't appreciate.

Zahl: Your rank is.... your rank is??? Your rank is???

Kirk: You set my rank to Penis.

Zahl: YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing i read so far

Posted
Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: hey

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: where you go

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: nowhere

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: or should i say now here

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: too bad, i was gonna tell st-denis how to annoy you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: lol

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: if you say

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: yeah

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: just 2 words

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]:

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I'll kill you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I WILL

LOL!!!!!! Wow...

Too bad i already know how too.....

Posted

Sarsons: It's too quiet in here.

Legend: Well then why don't you talk?

Sarsons: Last time I said something Magoo shut me down.

Legend: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

Magoo: That was perfect Legend.

Posted
Cpl. L. Cast [1st MRB]: stalker-ish would be discussing who brings the rope

not giving you the rest of the conversion i'll let your kinky minds do the rest. Hope it makes someone smile lol

Conversion? What did you convert to? Sadomasochism?!

Posted

Pub:

Random Pubber: Fuji how the hell did you pull that off? do you have a problem or something?

Fujiwara: I was abused as a young boy...

Fujiwara: now I play video games =/

Posted

Sarsons: Im alone at home right now, guess what i did first.

St-Denis: What?

Sarsons: Hook up my laptop on the TV 46" in the living room and wacth Porn.

St-Denis: Lol Wow, why?

Sarsons: Cause Everything is bigger.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: why would cayen post that

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i mean really

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: he was just looking for people to muck up that post

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

2ndLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: hes canadian, they dont think

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahahahaah

Posted
Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: why would cayen post that

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i mean really

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: he was just looking for people to muck up that post

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

2ndLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: hes canadian, they dont think

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahahahaah

Actually yea it was all on purpose :P

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