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lol

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:

1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."

2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."

3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."

4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lol

Edited by S. Richards 1st MRB
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GySgt. Sarsons: Coogan, you need to check in on your LOA

Cpl. Coogan: I did... like a long time ago.

GySgt. Sarsons: Well then some r-tard didn't remove it.

Cpl. Coogan: Sarsons, you replied on it "Welcome back, LOA removed"

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Magoo: how did la faves signiture get passed you sarsons?

Sarsons:it wasnt there yet.

Me:yeah why is his thing so big?

Sarsons:its just genetics.

Magoo:its because he's happy to see you.

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Cribari: People are going to ask me "Hey Cribari, how come you have so many new names?" and I will tell them that I like to change my first name every now and then to have some varrarity.

Parker: Did you hear that Magoo? Quote thread

Magoo: But I don't know how to spell varrarity lol

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Jones:- Elf my wife's just walked in with a new pair of glasses, actually there my first pair I can actually see the screen now

2 hours later

Elf:- Jones I hate you

Jones:- Awww Elf you dont hate me

Elf:- I hate anyone who keeps killing me

Elf:- I cant shoot you now you have your glasses

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Jones: You will not believe what Parker just told me

Me, Brown, and Sarsons: Whats that:

(Parker in the Background) Jones: FAAACKING CAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

*Laughter*

Jones: Did you guys just hear that?

Me, Brown, and Sarsons: no, what?

(Parker in the Background): *Wet, Long, Drawn out Fart Noise*

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