Quote Thread

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Yama: Its hard to masturbate with an upside down penis

[Cayen]

ultranator: so grenoble did youfix you're computer yet

Grenoble: did i fist my computer yet? what?

Ultranator: no did you fix you're computer yet

Cayen: thats going in the quote thread

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: I can't believe it's 5:30 and it's already completely dark.

Jones: Yea people get sad syndrome.

Me: Wow that's a real scientific word haha.

Me: It's actually called Photosynthetical Deprivation Disorder.

Jones: Did you just google that?

Me: No....I just made it up hahaha!

Jones: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choking* HAHAHAHAHAHA *coughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Magoo]

Dramafoxx: Oh my god, they're bum rushing.

Magoo: They're rushing your bum drama?

Dramafoxx: Yeah, they rushed it good.

[Griswold]

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: hey

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: where you go

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: nowhere

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: or should i say now here

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: too bad, i was gonna tell st-denis how to annoy you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: lol

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: if you say

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: yeah

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: just 2 words

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]:

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I'll kill you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I WILL

I must know these two words

I MUST KNOW!!!

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Cpl. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: people want some length to it you know?

Cpl. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: they forget about the important things

Cpl. K. Fujiwara [1st MRB]: like girth

[Parker 1st MRB]

Gooderham: I wanna play Volibear

Me: Why not Xerath?

Gooderham: because Xerath sounds like a cunt!

[Parker 1st MRB]

Percy: Hey Gooderham you're in the morale office right?

Gooderham: Yea why?

Percy: Just wanted to know what I have to do in the morale office.

Me: Have you seen Frantz's post today?

Percy: Yea

Me: Did you reply to it?

Percy: Ohh ok I see where you're going

Me: Yea because if you didn't reply then don't, we don't need you fucking it up.

Everyone laughs.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Jones: I'll be having my chicken tikka phal tomorrow night.

Me: Yea and you'll be eating and farting at the same time.

Jones: Oh yea, you have to be careful with that stuff it burns your butt.

Me: Yea you'll pay for it afterwards when you go number 2. You'll be saying "Oh hot hot hot".

Jones: Ohhh yes, I already put the toliet roll in the fridge.

Me: Hahahaha, I'm putting that in the quote thread.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Pandalsson: I think you got Fuji in a very lucky spot there.

Magic: Did I at least penetrate him?

Pandalsson: Where I am you are not penetrating anything.

[Coogan 1st MRB]

"Parker has joined the channel"

Parker: Okay its official im getting a tatoo of daffy duck running through my pubes with a lawn mower.

[Griswold]

Kirk: Zahl, you want me to play LoL with you, yet you make my rank in vent something I don't appreciate.

Zahl: Your rank is.... your rank is??? Your rank is???

Kirk: You set my rank to Penis.

Zahl: YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing i read so far

[St-Denis]

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: hey

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: where you go

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: nowhere

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: or should i say now here

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: too bad, i was gonna tell st-denis how to annoy you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: lol

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: if you say

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: yeah

Pfc. A. Harvey [1st MRB]: just 2 words

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]:

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I'll kill you

Maj. B. Parker [1st MRB]: I WILL

LOL!!!!!! Wow...

Too bad i already know how too.....

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Parker: It was so clear

Engle: Yeah, he must have be talking into the mic, you know those "sound catchers."

[Magoo]

Sarsons: It's too quiet in here.

Legend: Well then why don't you talk?

Sarsons: Last time I said something Magoo shut me down.

Legend: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

Magoo: That was perfect Legend.

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Fag is a perfectly legit word, so the post is gay." - Jones 1st MRB

[Cast 1st MRB]

Cpl. L. Cast [1st MRB]: stalker-ish would be discussing who brings the rope

not giving you the rest of the conversion i'll let your kinky minds do the rest. Hope it makes someone smile lol

[Cast 1st MRB]

well mine did it so it fine

[S. Richards]

Cpl. L. Cast [1st MRB]: stalker-ish would be discussing who brings the rope

not giving you the rest of the conversion i'll let your kinky minds do the rest. Hope it makes someone smile lol

Conversion? What did you convert to? Sadomasochism?!

[Maines]

Pub:

Random Pubber: Fuji how the hell did you pull that off? do you have a problem or something?

Fujiwara: I was abused as a young boy...

Fujiwara: now I play video games =/

[Maines]

Elf: I killed you WITH MY MIND! Go ahead and Die now...

[St-Denis]

Sarsons: Im alone at home right now, guess what i did first.

St-Denis: What?

Sarsons: Hook up my laptop on the TV 46" in the living room and wacth Porn.

St-Denis: Lol Wow, why?

Sarsons: Cause Everything is bigger.

[Branem 1st MRB]

Percy: "That wasn't me creaming, that was me crying"

Sometimes it IS hard to tell the difference...mm mm mm mm

[Wells 1st MRB]

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: why would cayen post that

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i mean really

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: he was just looking for people to muck up that post

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

2ndLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: hes canadian, they dont think

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahahahaah

[Cayen]

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: why would cayen post that

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i mean really

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: he was just looking for people to muck up that post

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

2ndLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: hes canadian, they dont think

Ret. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hahahahaah

Actually yea it was all on purpose