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Brown: Okay, lets get this realism going! :D

Deadly Vixen: Wait how do you say your name (lalonde)

Brown: It's like La-Lond

Deadly Vixen: Ohhhhhhhh so like La-La

Lalonde: oh god........

Brown: Fuck yes.... get over here La-La

Deadly Vixen: Awwwwwe love you La-La

*Everyone else, laughing their ass off.*

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Brown: Congratz Gonorrhea Sergeant Maines.

Maines: LOL!!!

Brown: How dose it feel to be a Gonorrhea Sergeant now? YYYEEERRRR

Maines: totaly unfair, i cant think of anything right now for 1stSgt.

Bickford: hey brown.

Brown: whats up?

Bickford: how dose it feel to be the 1st Sergeant of gayness???

(pub laughed)

  • 2 weeks later...
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10:58 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: can you see into there?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: ?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: yes

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: into that section

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what section?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what are you talking about?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: the new intelligence section

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: it lists you as browsing this forum bit

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: ummm not that i know of

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: ah phew

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: is it the office of stratigic services?

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: got all my porn in there

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: yeah

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: HOLY SHIT!!

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: WTF?!?!!?

Posted
10:58 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: can you see into there?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: ?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: yes

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: into that section

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what section?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: what are you talking about?

10:59 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: the new intelligence section

10:59 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: it lists you as browsing this forum bit

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: ummm not that i know of

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: ah phew

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: is it the office of stratigic services?

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: got all my porn in there

11:00 PM - SSgt. L. Cast [1st MRB]: yeah

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: HOLY SHIT!!

11:00 PM - Cpl. B. Grant [1st MRB]: WTF?!?!!?

LOL, Grats cast!!!

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

Durring an open realism on Anzio.

Harding: In the calmest voice ive ever heard "Guys you arn't going to believe this but their whole team is rocket marching across the bridge toward us..."

Me- heads to the Axis first and looks down the arch and sees 5 rockets aimed at me "FUCK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIEING!"

mass amount of laughter

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Durring an open realism on Anzio.

Harding: In the calmest voice ive ever heard "Guys you arn't going to believe this but their whole team is rocket marching across the bridge toward us..."

Me- heads to the Axis first and looks down the arch and sees 5 rockets aimed at me "FUCK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIEING!"

mass amount of laughter

HAHAHAHA I was there xD

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