Quote Thread

[McClendon 1st MRB]

*Sgt. McClendon and Sgt. Rather have been given admin power*

Lt. Col. Parker: Ok he's coming back so get ready to ban him.

*mic spammer returns and continues spamming*

Pubbers: Oh my god!!! what the fuck!?!?! somebody shut him up!!?!

Lt. Col. Parker: What are you waiting for? hurry up and ban him!

Sgt. Rather: Oh my god!! HOW LONG!?!?!?! HOW LOOONNGGGG!?!?!?

Lt. Col. Parker: JUST BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Sgt. Rather: HOW LONG!?!?!? HOW LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!?!?!?!?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: Rather you there?

Me: Rather?

Johnson: ...... Rather died.

5 minutes later Rather reads the quote thread...

Rather: I didn't die.

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: What's black and white and read all over?

Rather: I don't know, a zebra that got shot with a 30-06?

Me: Umm no, it's a newspaper. Wow Rather.

Rather: I like my answer better.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Me: What's black and white and read all over?

Rather: I don't know, a zebra that got shot with a 30-06?

Me: Umm no, it's a newspaper. Wow Rather.

Rather: I like my answer better.

Dan Rather would've known that answer.

[Logsdon]

"Yeah, I'll blow a hole in your face, and then I'll go inside, and sleep like a baby: You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high in Korea and use you for sand bags!"

Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

Edited June 23, 2012 by Logsdon 1st MRB

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Yama: Its only gay if you make eye contact

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Harding: Do you know what cloraphorm smells like?

[McClendon 1st MRB]

*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

[Kabasares]

*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

LOL epic fail

[Griswold]

Parker: Hey Magoo did you make the tail with the hole underneath.

Magoo: You know it

Parker: Richards, he is ready for you.

Parker: What suit are you wearing richards?

Richards: Suit? What suit? All i am wearing is a painted on tuxedo.

EVERYONE LAFFS.

[McClendon 1st MRB]

Me: Hey....I'm the higest ranking person in the pub right now

Cpl. Bryant: McClendon i'm suppose to be staff sergeant right now but noooooooooo.....

Me: and i'm suppose to be married to a white chick by now but noooooooo....

*Pub Laughter*

Harding: Dammit McClendon.....

[Bryant 1st MRB]

lystad- im stuckin the as

me-what?

lystad- im stuck in the ass legends ass..its kinda awkward just alittle

thousands of giggles and him wanting to get out of this shit

Radio- one minute left

lystad- aww one minute of butt fucking

[Parker 1st MRB]

Me: They nerfed Orianna

Yama: I played her the other day, she was fun.

Me: Did you play her like a piano, guitar, violin? How'd you play her?

Yama: I played her like the drums, I smacked that bitch!

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Several moments after Parkers post

Parker: Gotta catch me riding Yama

[Parker 1st MRB]

Several moments after Parkers post

Parker: Gotta catch me riding Yama

Ok that sounds really gay, but it was one of those things where you say something and don't realize what you said until you think about it. Someone said "Gotta catch me riding dirty" and that stuck in my head so a little bit later when I thought Yama was AFK and I wanted to see if he was there I just said "Gotta catch me ridin' Yama". LOL the funny things in life ARE free!

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Parker: "How do Dolphins have sex again, I forgot. Are they like birds and jizz out of the mouth or something?"

Parker: "Oh yeah, birds lay eggs!"

[McClendon 1st MRB]

(Ok i lied a little)

*Playing League of Legends, Parker chasing Corki*

*Enter me coming from spawn to "help"*

Parker: DON'T YOU- DONT YOU DO IT!!!

*Killsteal for the 3rd time*

Parker: ............

Me: *hysterical laughter*

Edited July 2, 2012 by McClendon 1st MRB

[Sarsons]

Talking about server rank suddenly Cribari has a moment...

Cribari: I smell dick riding

<laughter and hilarity>

[Parker 1st MRB]

"Tomato, tomahto, anal, rape. It's all the same thing" -McClendon 1st MRB

[Logsdon]

"Tomato, tomahto, anal, rape. It's all the same thing" -McClendon 1st MRB

damn.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

"Rape train has no breaks!!! Chugachugachugachugachuga!!" - Bryant and everyone on my realism team

[Ollhoff]

Kaba: This popcorn is exquisite..

Ollhoff: Yes, quite.

[Kabasares]

Ollhoff: Kaba loosen your bottom lim and press your tung against it.

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick"

Ollhoff: HAHA Do it again.

Kaba: No

Ollhoff: Yes do it!

Kaba: Wait let me turn on my mic settings to see if I hear myself. *Turns on mic settings*

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick" Im doing it!

In the realism.....

Ollhoff: Ucar's counter turtling!

Kaba: IT'S COUNTER TURTLE WARFARE!!

[Kabasares]

Ollhoff: I feel bad for rapists.

Engle: Don't you mean rape victims?....

Me: LMAO