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*Sgt. McClendon and Sgt. Rather have been given admin power*

Lt. Col. Parker: Ok he's coming back so get ready to ban him.

*mic spammer returns and continues spamming*

Pubbers: Oh my god!!! what the fuck!?!?! somebody shut him up!!?!

Lt. Col. Parker: What are you waiting for? hurry up and ban him!

Sgt. Rather: Oh my god!! HOW LONG!?!?!?! HOW LOOONNGGGG!?!?!?

Lt. Col. Parker: JUST BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Sgt. Rather: HOW LONG!?!?!? HOW LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!?!?!?!?

Posted (edited)

"Yeah, I'll blow a hole in your face, and then I'll go inside, and sleep like a baby: You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high in Korea and use you for sand bags!"

Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

Edited by Logsdon 1st MRB
Posted

*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

Posted
*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

LOL epic fail

Posted

Parker: Hey Magoo did you make the tail with the hole underneath.

Magoo: You know it

Parker: Richards, he is ready for you.

Parker: What suit are you wearing richards?

Richards: Suit? What suit? All i am wearing is a painted on tuxedo.

EVERYONE LAFFS.

Posted

Me: Hey....I'm the higest ranking person in the pub right now :D

Cpl. Bryant: McClendon i'm suppose to be staff sergeant right now but noooooooooo.....

Me: and i'm suppose to be married to a white chick by now but noooooooo....

*Pub Laughter*

Harding: Dammit McClendon.....

Posted

lystad- im stuckin the as

me-what?

lystad- im stuck in the ass legends ass..its kinda awkward just alittle

thousands of giggles and him wanting to get out of this shit

Radio- one minute left

lystad- aww one minute of butt fucking :(

Posted
Several moments after Parkers post

Parker: Gotta catch me riding Yama

Ok that sounds really gay, but it was one of those things where you say something and don't realize what you said until you think about it. Someone said "Gotta catch me riding dirty" and that stuck in my head so a little bit later when I thought Yama was AFK and I wanted to see if he was there I just said "Gotta catch me ridin' Yama". LOL the funny things in life ARE free!

Posted (edited)

(Ok i lied a little)

*Playing League of Legends, Parker chasing Corki*

*Enter me coming from spawn to "help"*

Parker: DON'T YOU- DONT YOU DO IT!!!

*Killsteal for the 3rd time*

Parker: ............

Me: *hysterical laughter*

Edited by McClendon 1st MRB
Posted

Ollhoff: Kaba loosen your bottom lim and press your tung against it.

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick"

Ollhoff: HAHA Do it again.

Kaba: No

Ollhoff: Yes do it!

Kaba: Wait let me turn on my mic settings to see if I hear myself. *Turns on mic settings*

Kaba: "Shlick Shlick Shlick" Im doing it!

In the realism.....

Ollhoff: Ucar's counter turtling!

Kaba: IT'S COUNTER TURTLE WARFARE!!

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