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Lt.Col. Parker: "You would have to smoke that approach"

Me: heh heh yup I always smoke that spot when the other team has the bridge,

Parker: "Thats okay, theres a reason I like Gardiner better"

Morale of the story. Gardiner's a butt kisser :P And don't smoke the spots that Lt.Col. Parker likes to rape from.

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Lt.Col. Parker: "You would have to smoke that approach"

Me: heh heh yup I always smoke that spot when the other team has the bridge,

Parker: "Thats okay, theres a reason I like Gardiner better"

Morale of the story. Gardiner's a butt kisser :P And don't smoke the spots that Lt.Col. Parker likes to rape from.

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Posted (edited)
Rather: "You guys put me in the quote thread way to much."

Rather: "if you guys put me on the quote thread again i'm gonna fucking ban all of you buy a crab cake for Grant"

Edited by Lafy BAR
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SgtMaj. C. Legend - Oh my God they are such noobs!

SgtMaj. C. Legend - umm I mean Marines in training.

SgtMaj. C. Legend - Look at this awesome defense on your minimaps.

SgtMaj. C. Legend - It's like we're a giant cyclops smiley face and I'm the eye.

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During a realism yesterday in spec chat

Me(K.Gardner): I can so see me getting banned because of Gardiner

K.Gardiner:"yea I can see that happening too"

Bryant:"I'm so confused"

I think you two need to decide between yourselves which one of you is changing their name to all caps.

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SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Hows the spray?

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: like a petite hummingbird mid-flight on a foggy morning after a spring rain

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: GORGEOUS

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: lol

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you better use it

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: what was wrong with retard kitty?!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: I love retard kitty : (

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: no

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Bane is so much more fearful =D

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: And Cuddliy

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: fearful and cuddily? hahah

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: YES

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: like a furry spider

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: And like Bryants penis

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i...um...

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i would not know

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ew

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: furry

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: penis

SSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

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Legend - "We have like the highest population of retarded kids here, it's like 1 in 86. Isn't that crazy? It's like there's something in the water. Don't worry, I use Brita."

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I was sitting on my couch watching How I met your mother when I hear the steam ping from my computer. I walk over and its Cpl. T. Brown. asking me to realism.

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: If you are not busy YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! And you should come realism, its open to BAR!!!!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: unless you're having sex with fourteen women at once, i accept no excuse

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (or men, if thats your preference)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (aint nothin wrong with that)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (but if you're not comin, think you can send an invite to the other bars? i don't have that many on my list)

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I was sitting on my couch watching How I met your mother when I hear the steam ping from my computer. I walk over and its Cpl. T. Brown. asking me to realism.

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: If you are not busy YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! And you should come realism, its open to BAR!!!!

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: unless you're having sex with fourteen women at once, i accept no excuse

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (or men, if thats your preference)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (aint nothin wrong with that)

Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: (but if you're not comin, think you can send an invite to the other bars? i don't have that many on my list)

Epic

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Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: omg if you don't come to private to help realism practice, I will find you and leave piles of lizard poop in your bed sheets

kind of disturbing that he has that much poop laying around........

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Cpl. T. Brown [1st MRB]: omg if you don't come to private to help realism practice, I will find you and leave piles of lizard poop in your bed sheets

kind of disturbing that he has that much poop laying around........

says the guy with 8 billion dogs! but I should totally copy/paste what YOU said before I went to skype :P Closed the steam window though dammit

Posted (edited)

During a conversation about Germany

Random pubber(don't remember his name): German girls are ok.... but the beer is amazing

Me: Beer: a girl's best makeup.

Edited by Kanganis 1st MRB
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says the guy with 8 billion dogs! but I should totally copy/paste what YOU said before I went to skype :P Closed the steam window though dammit

Hey I was just trying to give you support on how to spice up your long distance Skype relationship with your lizard errr I mean girlfriend!! And you were busting a gut thinking how you were going to try and convince her to do it!

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