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Magoo: I banned a Recruit today.

Legend: Did you also reject him?

Richards: No he accepted him but he's only allowed to do forum work.

*Everyone laughs*

Richards: You guys laugh but if he was to do that he would probably be a Sergeant Major in no time.

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SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: ........... Ok yeah we need to reorganize what sniper buddy means

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: mmhm

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: It is a mutual agreement between two to aid eachother as a sniper team

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: correct?

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: Yes but we cannot love each other

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: but

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: we can

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] looks at the stars in a gay moment

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: HAHHAHAHA

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Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: DONT FOCUS THEN

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: i have to pretend

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: think of oyster

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: the oyster is a magical creature

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: mmm im thinking about herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: herrr

Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: HERRRR

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it lives in the sea

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: and it eats ... stuff

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: BUT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: WHEN ATTACKED

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: it becomes a vicious

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: bear

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: of

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: teeeth

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: oysters; nature's transformers

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Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: I NEED KATE UPTON

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YOU DONT

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: if you have sex with her, then NO ONE EVER will be good enough, and you'll turn into an asexual emo kid from nebraska with bad teeth and sweat-stained whife beaters piling up under your plaid couch while you watch maury and drink miller light

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: o

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i've seen it a thousand times

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Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] killed Sgt. P. Jablonski [1st MRB] with thompson.

Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] suicided.

Player: Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB] - Damage Given

"Pvt. A. Kissinger [1st MRB]: wtf, how did i kill myself with a thompson? No one even shot me!"

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Magoo: Fun fact: The world's widest road is in Brazil. 160 cars can drive side by side.

Legend: So there's a part of earth that like just can't breathe.

A common urban legend persists that the Monumental Axis is the widest road in the world, where "[100 to 160] cars can drive side by side". This is untrue, as the road consists of two avenues with six lanes on either side; a total of twelve lanes. However, it was in the Guinness Book of Records as having the widest median (central reservation) of a divided highway (dual carriageway) in the world.

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You're arguing to a mikeD, about a MikeD in the Mike D fan club. Your argument is invalid.

-talking to a friend in facebook, he was arguing about beastie boy lyrics with me (which he was correct) inside the facebook page for Mike D's I created.

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