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SSgt.T.Brown "SO, I annoyed Parker enough to get all of our freshly minted Admin responsibilities on the pub and private activated, but since four of you were offline or unreachable at the time, Gearhart and I have been delegated with passing on Parker's words of wisdom, and since Gearhart is a hamster, I'm writing you. "

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SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: your book better be good!!!

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT IS THE SINGLE GREATEST PIECE OF LITERATURE TO EVER GRACE THIS LUCKY PLANET

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: lol

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: well I read an average of 3 to 5 novels a week

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL REDEFINE AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF INBRED NONREADING IDIOTS INTO A GLORIOUS COMMUNITY OF LITERATE AND COMPATENT INDIVIDUALS

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: and have been for the last 29 years, so I have a good reference to compare it too lol

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL PROVIDE WORLD PEACE THAT WILL LAST EONS

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL CURE CANCER AND AIDS

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL MAKE SPIDERS CUDDELY AND HARMLESS

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: oh god, its not one of those self help books is it......

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL IMPREGNANTE EVERY SINGLE WOMAN WHO COMES WITHIN 2 METERS OF IT WITH A GENIUS BABY

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: IT WILL GIVE ALL MEN LARGE PENISES

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: nah but its alright

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: so its about Chuck Norris?

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ew no

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: lol

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Gardner2

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Turns out SSgt.Brown doesnt believe in the Fluke chance.

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: well the fluke chance worked, binds are working still!!

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: woot woot

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: HOOROAY

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: and also by Fluke chance my sprays are staying changed!!! see told you there was a 65% fluke chance!!!

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YEAY

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ALL ME

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: I AM COMPUTER GURU MASTER OF THE WOLRD

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: nope 65% fluke chance that an unrelated issue/concern would be fixed at the same time

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: bam

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: bam? you going flintstones on me?

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: that shits old school

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: :o~

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Gooderham 1st MRB

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Turns out SSgt.Brown doesnt believe in the Fluke chance.

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: well the fluke chance worked, binds are working still!!

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: woot woot

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: HOOROAY

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: and also by Fluke chance my sprays are staying changed!!! see told you there was a 65% fluke chance!!!

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YEAY

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ALL ME

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: I AM COMPUTER GURU MASTER OF THE WOLRD

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: nope 65% fluke chance that an unrelated issue/concern would be fixed at the same time

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: bam

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: bam? you going flintstones on me?

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: that shits old school

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: :o~

I read "100 Years of Solitude" on my last vacation, and the only thing on the cover other than the actual title was: "This is the single greatest piece of literature since the book of Genesis."

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Magoo

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Legend was freaking out about whether or not Coogan was going to make it to the tournament tonight.

Coogan joins vent and jumps into out channel.

Magoo: Speak of the devil. See I told you you had nothing to worry about.

Coogan: Who is worrying about what?

Magoo: Legend was worrying about whether or not you were going to make it tonight.

Coogan: Yeah Legend I knew we had a match tonight.

Legend: Good but we still need another.

Coogan: It's not like my name is Patrick. Oh wait... That didn't make any sense. It is not like my last name is Patrick.

Magoo Forum Hero

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7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: Hey, you interested in playing for team E.V.I.L. at 8 PM Est for the fireteam competition?

7:21 PM - WO. S. Magoo [1st MRB]: Sure

7:21 PM - WO. S. Magoo [1st MRB]: NP

7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: Sweet.

7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: See you there.

I'm the leader of the team he will be facing tonight.

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7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: Hey, you interested in playing for team E.V.I.L. at 8 PM Est for the fireteam competition?

7:21 PM - WO. S. Magoo [1st MRB]: Sure

7:21 PM - WO. S. Magoo [1st MRB]: NP

7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: Sweet.

7:21 PM - GySgt. N. Holland [1st MRB]: See you there.

I'm the leader of the team he will be facing tonight.

That's delicious.

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SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hold on i gotta pee

SSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: been drinkin too much beer

SSgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you can tell your american...... A Canadian would never say "too much beer"

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SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: Yup. Now lets get this pub filled to the brim with slutty bitches!

Barney |Äpp|: FUCK. YES.

SSgt. S. Kanganis [1st MRB]: Also what is up with this shit. I said slutty bitches. NOT 30 year old Eastern European Men.

Barney |Äpp|: ... they're slutty.

Quarterman 1st MRB Commanding Poster

Quarterman 1st MRB

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Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Okay Quarterman, 101st's website is back up, I'm gonna sign up under my original name, or should I sign up under my MRB name?

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: there is a account already made one sec

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: ********?

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: yerah

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: ....

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't know if I should feel dirty

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Idk who made them xD

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: for logging in under the name "********"

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: whoever did... needs to be shot

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: hahahhaha k

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Might have been cast

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: but im out later man

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: got to study

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: oh, if it's Cast

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: she owes me a date for making me log in under that name!

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: any other questions pm if i dont message back right away

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: don't tell her I said that... she'll probably strangle me

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: HAHHA

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: I'm tell her that

Perrone after reading this

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Tell me

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: if you were to disappear

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Would I be able to remove that comment;)

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Nope! the Damage is done fucker

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: ...

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I'm going to get shit faced drunk then

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: and go yell at some kids

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Even that won't save you from Casts wrath

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: btw, I'm going to have to take an ELOA for...

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: like a year

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: She is paticence, look at how many shovel kills she gets.

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: patient*

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I'm not logging into pub anymore

Takel 1st MRB Forum Ninja

Takel 1st MRB

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Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Okay Quarterman, 101st's website is back up, I'm gonna sign up under my original name, or should I sign up under my MRB name?

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: there is a account already made one sec

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: *************?

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: yerah

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: ....

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't know if I should feel dirty

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Idk who made them xD

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: for logging in under the name "********"

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: whoever did... needs to be shot

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: hahahhaha k

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Might have been cast

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: but im out later man

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: got to study

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: oh, if it's Cast

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: she owes me a date for making me log in under that name!

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: any other questions pm if i dont message back right away

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: don't tell her I said that... she'll probably strangle me

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: HAHHA

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: I'm tell her that

Perrone after reading this

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Tell me

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: if you were to disappear

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Would I be able to remove that comment;)

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Nope! the Damage is done fucker

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: ...

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I'm going to get shit faced drunk then

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: and go yell at some kids

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Even that won't save you from Casts wrath

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: btw, I'm going to have to take an ELOA for...

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: like a year

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: She is paticence, look at how many shovel kills she gets.

TSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: patient*

Cpl. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I'm not logging into pub anymore

HAHAHAHAHA, oh she must really like perrone right now... to be brained with a shovel

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Sorry if I'm all over the place in this, I'm so high on painkillers I think my cat is reading my mind and telling me to try out her litter box, just once, to see if I like it, and I'm actually considering it because cats are pretty smart sometimes, maybe they know something we don't.

Seriously. She's starting at me. Getting freaked out.

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Gardner2 Forum Spammer

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Take from my comments box here on the forums, after talking to Brown about how Toronto Sucks because all the pizza joints were closed at 2am in the morning when I got back to my hotel from a job site and was hungry.

T. Brown 1st MRB

It's 3am here and I'm listening to Parker, Stone, and the other GardIner make fart noises. My problem > your problem.

4 Dec 2012 - 2:19

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