Quote Thread

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Whatever Brown, your spelling is still appalling.

NONREADING - I'm pretty sure the word is 'illiterate' but this should still say 'non-reading'

COMPATENT - Competent

CUDDELY - Cuddly

IMPREGNANTE - Impregnate

its - it's

Yes, the spelling police have arrived.

Nee Naw, motherfuckers.

I know, I know. I seem to have two settings when writing, either atrocious or immaculate. Nothing really in between. Always welcome to corrections though, so BRING IT ON.

"Nothing really in between."

I do not believe that is a complete sentence.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

Whatever Brown, your spelling is still appalling.

NONREADING - I'm pretty sure the word is 'illiterate' but this should still say 'non-reading'

COMPATENT - Competent

CUDDELY - Cuddly

IMPREGNANTE - Impregnate

its - it's

Yes, the spelling police have arrived.

Nee Naw, motherfuckers.

I know, I know. I seem to have two settings when writing, either atrocious or immaculate. Nothing really in between. Always welcome to corrections though, so BRING IT ON.

"Nothing really in between."

I do not believe that is a complete sentence.

I will shit in your chimney.

[Lafy BAR]

Whatever Brown, your spelling is still appalling.

NONREADING - I'm pretty sure the word is 'illiterate' but this should still say 'non-reading'

COMPATENT - Competent

CUDDELY - Cuddly

IMPREGNANTE - Impregnate

its - it's

Yes, the spelling police have arrived.

Nee Naw, motherfuckers.

I know, I know. I seem to have two settings when writing, either atrocious or immaculate. Nothing really in between. Always welcome to corrections though, so BRING IT ON.

"Nothing really in between."

I do not believe that is a complete sentence.

I will shit in your chimney.

Always welcome to corrections

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

One may be able to argue that "Nothing in between really." is a colloquialism. However, if stated correctly, one should add a comma after "before" and prior to "really," thereby producing a complete sentence.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

If we're quite through spamming the quote thread with spelling and grammatical whimsy...

While playing Civ V with Engle and Parker

Me: "WhiteAfricanSpaceChrist?!"

Engle: "What? Where?"

Me: "Ha, no. They connected in steam, I was trying to figure out who that was"

Engle: "Oh, I thought that was a resource or something in game."

[Griswold]

If we're quite through spamming the quote thread with spelling and grammatical whimsy...

While playing Civ V with Engle and Parker

Me: "WhiteAfricanSpaceChrist?!"

Engle: "What? Where?"

Me: "Ha, no. They connected in steam, I was trying to figure out who that was"

Engle: "Oh, I thought that was a resource or something in game."

LOL

[Lafy BAR]

If we're quite through spamming the quote thread with spelling and grammatical whimsy...

Me: "Ha, no. They connected in steam; I was trying to figure out who that was"

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

alright enough go start a grammar thread.

while at work this morning

Me: so what do you think of canada?

Co-worker: Pfft dumb.

Whole dock starts laughing

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Us in minecraft

Barry- what am I looking at?

McDowell and I- that's glass. You're looking through a window.

Barry- ??? What! It looks like purple walls with doughnuts!

[Griswold]

9:46 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: you didn't even wait for us to say bye D:

9:46 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: doucherocket

9:46 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: i gtg

9:46 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: lol

9:46 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: doucherocket LOL

9:46 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: take it easy man XD

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: see ya

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: im start building my house in the farm

9:47 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: eyerrr!

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: cause there was a base their that wasnt done

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: im building on top of it now

9:47 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: in the farm area?

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: yeah

9:47 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: that's lafy and gio's area XD

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: near the arches in the back

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: well shit

9:47 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: XD

9:47 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: hahaha

9:48 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: you need to play with us more often

9:48 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: yeah

9:48 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: i enjoy minecraft

9:48 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: then again i enjoy my S.O. more

9:48 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: I need to start playing that more ..

9:48 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: XD

9:48 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: I wish they would make a game better for it ...

9:48 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: like

9:48 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: have no shit star cruisers

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: and each person has their role

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: like one person would eventually make it to captain

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: and be the commander

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: one person as the security chief

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: science officer

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: engineering chief

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: etc

9:49 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: wtf are you talking about?

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: to have their own tasks

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: to make the ship run

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: Startrek Online

9:49 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: wait wait wait

9:49 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: and star trek in general

9:50 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: you got Star Trek Online from S.O.?

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: yeah

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: i know its usually STO

9:50 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA LMAO

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: lol but

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: it just came out

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: and it's a huge idea i've had for a while

9:50 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: by S.O. i was talking about my GF LMAO

9:50 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: could you imagine that though?

9:50 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: XD

9:51 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: o.O? what's that SO mean then?

9:51 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: Significant Other

9:51 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: ah

9:51 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: XD

9:51 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: quote thread

9:51 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: where can i buy one of those?

9:51 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: XD

9:51 PM - SgtMaj. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: quote thread

9:52 PM - CWO. M. McDowell [1st MRB]: rofl

im still ROFLing XD

[Griswold]

I think i killed the quote thread

[Parker 1st MRB]

"He almost married his money-grubbing girlfriend... But thought better of it and went homo." -Alvarez 1st MRB

[Magoo]

WO. C. Legend: Hey Takel, you should name your kid ankle.

1stSgt. J. Takel: Why should I do that Legend?

WO. C. Legend: Because think about it, it's like impossible to say.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Kanganis: How in the fuck did you get in the church so fast?

Me: I literally walked through the front door

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: when you die, what do you want to happen to your body?

deadchick |ßÄЯ|: well.... I want to rent out an amusement park for the day and declare is it "free admission day" BUT you have to go to my funeral first. It'll be held in an arena rock theater. My body will be rolled out in a giant plastic hamster ball filled with pot-por-ri and pushed to the stage by albino elephants. I'll be dressed as a sad clown. Then the New York Friars Club will Roast me. After that, my body will be loaded into a cannon and fired into the park. Everyone will then be allowed to go in and the first person to find my body, gets to keep my fortune

[Parker 1st MRB]

"...And for all of you who loss to Johnson, who has never seen a baseball let alone a game..... good luck with your dignity." -Dillon 1st MRB

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: You have to unaccept Perron!

14:01 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: why?

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Because I don't want another guy with a similar name to mine!

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't want to become like the Brown's!

14:02 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: ahahahahahahahahahah

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

(On the Mic)

It's Gucci:Lt Col stupid fuck. Fuck you.

Something along those line

Lt. Col. B. Parker: Ummm What?

Banned

[Xiong]

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Lafy: First ofall if life gives you lemons where the fuck are you gonna get the sugar and water to make lemonade

[Lafy BAR]

Lafy: First ofall if life gives you lemons where the fuck are you gonna get the sugar and water to make lemonade

I just don't understand what people have against lemons... If life gives you lemons, luck you! You have some lemons now and you can eat them.

[borschtBomber BAR]

(On the Mic)

It's Gucci:Lt Col stupid fuck. Fuck you.

Something along those line

Lt. Col. B. Parker: Ummm What?

Banned

while that was a stupid move by Gucci...holy crap I couldn't stop laughing all the way through and after he was banned.

[Brown]

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: You have to unaccept Perron!

14:01 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: why?

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Because I don't want another guy with a similar name to mine!

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't want to become like the Brown's!

14:02 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: ahahahahahahahahahah

This fuckin guy. You have no idea what this means... When the Browns finally won the last name colour war, it was a triumph! It was yelled from the roof tops, I am proud to see my last name everywhere!!! I'll stop now ...

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: You have to unaccept Perron!

14:01 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: why?

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Because I don't want another guy with a similar name to mine!

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't want to become like the Brown's!

14:02 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: ahahahahahahahahahah

This fuckin guy. You have no idea what this means... When the Browns finally won the last name colour war, it was a triumph! It was yelled from the roof tops, I am proud to see my last name everywhere!!! I'll stop now ...

When I was in Texas last January I saw a big sign in an house's window while driving-by stating "LET'S GO BROWNS!!!" I wish so hard I would have had the time to take a picture of that! Made me think of you guys.

[borschtBomber BAR]

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: You have to unaccept Perron!

14:01 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: why?

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: Because I don't want another guy with a similar name to mine!

14:01 - Sgt. M. Perrone [1st MRB]: I don't want to become like the Brown's!

14:02 - GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: ahahahahahahahahahah

This fuckin guy. You have no idea what this means... When the Browns finally won the last name colour war, it was a triumph! It was yelled from the roof tops, I am proud to see my last name everywhere!!! I'll stop now ...

When I was in Texas last January I saw a big sign in an house's window while driving-by stating "LET'S GO BROWNS!!!" I wish so hard I would have had the time to take a picture of that! Made me think of you guys.

Being a Cleveland Browns fan, I'm almost embarrassed to associate it with those Browns lol