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12:16 AM - Pfc. A. Martin [1st MRB]: Life is like a realism.

12:16 AM - Pfc. A. Martin [1st MRB]: Plan all you like, but you won't know what to say until the shit hit's the fan.

12:17 AM - SgtMaj. K. Kabasares [1st MRB]: I'm quote threading that.

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Parker: Yeah .. so you know Griswold is in your channel when this happens

*Loud fapping noises proceed with sobbing in the background*

Everyone erupts into laughter, including Griswold

It was fucking hilarious

  • 2 weeks later...
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Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: fabrications of the 3rd kind

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: mmmk, so you are looking for UFO sightings?

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: only if you're offering

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: ;)

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: ....

SSgt. C. Bunt [1st MRB]: i really dont even know how you just took that sexually

Sgt. D. Arevicci [1st MRB]: hahahaha

Posted (edited)

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: oof its the worse right i hate when you get spinny

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: But i love old chinese men

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: o.o

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: LOL

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: what does that have to do with alcohol

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: THE VIDEO

Tragedy |ßÄЯ|: OHHHH

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB] AB: lol

Edited by Tragedy ßÄR
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1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: could just ask

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: :/

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: that'd be too easy

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: plus they aren't online

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i demand instant gratification

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: they have chinese places for that :)

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: you know the ones

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ugh i cant find the quote thing

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ohgeez hall

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?...0&start=580

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: I have people look things up for me im a 1stLt. lol

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: see

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hahahaahah

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: dammit!

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1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: ugh i cant find the quote thing

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ohgeez hall

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?...0&start=580

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: I have people look things up for me im a 1stLt. lol

1stLt. N. Hall [1st MRB]: see

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: hahahaahah

GySgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: dammit!

This. This right here is GOLD.

Posted (edited)

Pfc. Candy: Dangit Reis I shot you in the backpack!

SSgt Reis: I got steel in my back

Cpl. Willow: He’s got Buns of Steel.

Pfc. Candy: How would you know that?

Edited by Candy 1st MRB
Posted (edited)

In vent (and I am paraphrasing all except the title of the name of Johnson's favorite porno because I was laughing too hard to hear very well)

Brown: I am trying to eat so I am going to leave this conversation about johnson being a dolphinfucker.

Swartz: Wait, what is going on? Johnson is a dolphin fucker?

Brown: Oh yea, and he sent me a bunch of dolphin porn too.

Swartz: What would that be exactly? Big black dolphin dicks or something? Or is that Orcas...?

Brown: Well that would make it interracial dolphin porn right?

(people laughing and talking over each other)

Parker: He's watching Interracial Blowhole Stretchers 6

Edited by T. Brown 1st MRB
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"...someday, im going to create my OWN unit, and I'm going to make it so appealing that you'll beg me to join it, and I'll let you, and over time, you'll slowly rise the ranks, just as I have...and then I am going to just start demoting you for no reason and say "you broke the rules", and you'll complain, saying there was no rule that you broke." - T. Brown 1st MRB
Posted

Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

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Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

That whole round made me so sad to be a Pfc. :(

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