Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
Small: Ok, so in the rush, the privates will go first and then after they die the rest of us we will rush in. If the privates try and fall back I will shoot them. It is like a Russian attack.

Kanganis: No it is a British attack, because we are sending the lower class to go die for us.

That whole round made me so sad to be a Pfc. :(

This is an accurate representation of what happened in the server that night:

british-american-revolution-20p1dvw.jpg

Also twas the point, my good man.

Sirhenryclinton2.jpg

Posted

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you withdrew your resignation!!!

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: I did ;D

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: good

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: now we don't need to beat you, cover you in honey and release you in the bear pen at the zoo

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: But i love honey, bears and the zoo

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: fine then, no honey, we'll use Peanut Butter

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: and instead of the bear pen, its the wild wolves pen

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: Wolves are so cute

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: and can you add jelly to the peanut butter?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: they wont be so cute when they get a taste of the peanut butter mixed with the blood from your wounds due to the beating

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: no! no Jelly!! We're going to put salt and vinegar in the wounds!

SSgt. A. Reis [1st MRB]: Noooooooooooo

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: aye its a requirement

Posted

During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Posted
During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Lmao so good!

Posted

Pvt. JP. OGara: (silence)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Pvt. JP. OGara: (nervously stares about)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice) "Hold this Position!"

Pvt. JP. OGara: (pulls out his .45 and readies for attack)

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (voice with shovel out) "Hold this Position!"

Lt. Col. Parker: (swings shovel and round ends)

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
During platoon practice :

Sgt. T. Cutts [1st MRB]: *Salute*

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Cutts get your binds figured out

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: you're

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB]: No Quarterman, you had it right the first time.

(Team) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your

(voice chat) GySgt. A. Arsenault [1st MRB] : Now that's teamchat and he is on the other team...

MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: your, fuck grammer

(in Ventrilo) MSgt. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Oh was it a-r?

Yeah I r so smart =D

Posted (edited)

During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

To 1stSgt. Quarterman via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: do we all get to chase you down with our knives at the end??

ingame Quarterman kills Gardner with rocket

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: thats a paddlin

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: when I make it to visit finally, I'm giving your girlfriend a huge ass wooden paddle to beat you with while I hold you down

Edited by Gardner 1st MRB
Posted

1stLt. N. Hall : "Watch out, Jablonski has the rocket. Now Jabs i want you to do a rocket jump. Do you know how to rocket jump?"

Tsgt. P. Jablonski : "Of course i know how to Rocket jump, I was an instructor..."

1stLt. N. Hall : "I just have to ask."

Posted

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Gardner

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Gardner

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you need a shoveling!

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: Start a realism

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: or I'll do unspeakable things to you

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: and your butt.

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: I'm not bluffing this time

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: that shit will be sore.

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: speaking of sore butts you should check the quote thread

Sgt. K. Lehman [1st MRB]: oh no...

Posted
Regarding the morale office.

"...it brings me great comfort reading of others sorrow." - Willow [1st MRB]

Woooow

Dude she's like a black widow cute to look at but giggles every time you die. Part of the reason I premade areas I've seen her in to clear out the nest.

Posted
Regarding the morale office.

"...it brings me great comfort reading of others sorrow." - Willow [1st MRB]

Woooow

Dude she's like a black widow cute to look at but giggles every time you die. Part of the reason I premade areas I've seen her in to clear out the nest.

hahaha First off we all know that i was set up and Parker is the leader of the trolls! Also, note to self, find new areas to avoid those nades!

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

No. I have no memory of this event.

Posted
During Rocket MOS:

(voice) SSgt.Kirk - "I kind of feel bad for him I jumped his rocket"

Then via steam chat:

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: you jumped his love rocket?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: yup

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: jumped it all night long!

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: lol

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: Was it Candy's candied tip of the rocket or the crunchie center that got you going?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: ITS THE CREAMY FILLING DUH

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: You know he pumped it up for you right?

SSgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: Hes got the nike pumps?

GySgt. K. Gardner [1st MRB]: candied icing pumps

I was setup!

No. I have no memory of this event.

Thats because it was in private chat

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Recent Posts

    • 2nd Platoon Weekly Attendance   Week of 23MAR2025   P = Present | E = Excused | A = Absent   Platoon Staff CWO. A. Pitteway - Excused 1stSgt. J. Candy -  Present GySgt. A Yoder -  Present GySgt. R. Fielding - Excused   1st Squad Squad leader:  Cpl. M. Noel - Excused Cpl. B. Grande -  Present Cpl. R. Smith -  Present Cpl. C. Keebler - Present Pfc. D. Moffat -  Present     2nd Squad Squad leader:  SSgt. S. Holquist - Excused Cpl. T. Scary -  Present Cpl. C. Marsh -  Present Cpl. W. Swift - - Excused Pfc. M. Oake - Excused Pvt. R. Zera - Absent    
    • 2nd Platoon Weekly Attendance   Week of 16MAR2025   P = Present | E = Excused | A = Absent   Platoon Staff CWO. A. Pitteway - Excused 1stSgt. J. Candy - Excused GySgt. A Yoder - Excused GySgt. R. Fielding - Excused   1st Squad Squad leader:  Cpl. M. Noel - Excused Cpl. B. Grande - Excused Cpl. R. Smith - Excused Cpl. C. Keebler -Excused Pfc. D. Moffat - Excused     2nd Squad Squad leader:  SSgt. S. Holquist - Excused Cpl. T. Scary -Excused Cpl. C. Marsh - Excused Cpl. W. Swift - - Excused Pfc. M. Oake - Excused Pvt. R. Zera - Excused    
    • Questions Name you wish to use and Age: (Our unit uses realistic names, this does not have to be your real name) Noah Morris, 18 Platform Type Steam Steam ID (Use 17 Digit SteamID 64 / PC Game Pass Account Username): SqueakyWharf74 (xbox sorry, I usually use steam.) Do you have a microphone? Yes Which game title are you applying for? Hell Let Loose If you've selected Hell Let Loose, do you understand that this game is currently not cross platform capable and only PC players currently may apply? ( Steam or PC Game Pass) Yes Why do you wish to join the 1st Marine Raiders? I would like to make friends in the community. Did any of our current members play a part in you enlisting? If so, who? If none, how did you learn about us: ‘O. This unit offers more than just a place to play games with each other, do you have any online skills you think would be useful? No, Disboard. Do you have any Leadership experience that you think will be helpful? I am currently in the police academy, learning plenty about leadership. I am a level 64 in game. Have you ever been in a realism unit before, and if so, which unit was it? No By posting this Enlistment form, I acknowledge the instructions completely, declare that I am 16 years old or older, and agree that I have and will follow server and unit rules maturely and respectfully or face immediate rejection. Yes Application stats UserId: 806349792129056779 Username: morris0626 User: @Morris1291 Duration: 122 seconds Joined guild at: 5 days ago
    • So, to address this concerning issue for a 3rd time now. We have previously told you we DO NOT tolerate the behavior you have disgustingly displayed within our server. I will however state I'm absolutely THRILLED to hear you've learned your lesson and now know that acting the way you did was indeed wrong in every aspect. Thats great but unfortunately isn't a factor that will change my mind on the matter as you were told before. If you don't remember what was said to you previously that's A-OKAY!! Because I have graciously provided you with the response you were given previously by our MP chief at the time of your last unban request. I want to say it takes a man to admit he's wrong but unfortunately, we both know this situation should've never have happened to begin with. So, with that being said I am hereby stating your ban will stay as a PERMANENT ban and will not change in the seeable future by any means. Thank you for reaching out to us and know I'm happy as ever to hear you've learned your lesson but as I stated above that doesn't clear you of your actions nor does it make me forget on how YOU chose to act that day as a guest within our servers.  Perma Ban stays in full effect. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause for you. We thank you again for reaching out to us once again. Signed, 2ndLt. S. Belcher 1-A/CO Platoon Commander   Unban Request __ Pfc. A. Sheffer _8th ID_ - Day of Defeat_ Source - 1st Marine Raiders.html
×
×
  • Create New...