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[Barry 1st MRB]

Parker, Yamagata, and I playing Unspeakable Words

WHEN SUDDENLY

Parker puts down insane word

Parker - "LUIVU. Luivu is when you hit your foot on a table or something and you think its broken but you actually luivu-ed your foot."

*I can't breathe*

Yamagata - "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Parker - *Makes banging noise* "AHHH. I LUAVBLAHRAH............................................................. I luivu-ed my foot."

*I'm Dead*

[Wells 1st MRB]

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: GROSS

1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: stop looking at your penis

1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: you're supposed to be gaming

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: My dick is a penis

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: I mean game

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: FUCK

[Barry 1st MRB]

Thursday, July 30, 2015

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Are you free this sunday at 4 pm EST?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: are you asking me on a date?

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Yes

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: omg

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: im flattered

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: lol

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: this is so sudden

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Are you free?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: yes

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: i should be

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Able to be a ringer for my fire comp team?

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: but....

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: the date....

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: That is the date

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: so you just want me for my skills

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: ...

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: Yup

SgtMaj. L. Barry [1st MRB|MP]: TT wTT

CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: =D

[Parker 1st MRB]

*Palemire makes a high pitched noise*

Gearheart: What was that?

Me: That sounded like a mouse being eaten by a cat

Palemire: Do mice even make noises?

Johnson: Have you never heard Stuart Little?

[Gardner2]

Pvt.Hicks - I think I'm gonna go eat I got a burrito chilling

Cpl.Gardner - wait you have a burrito chilling? wha?

Pvt.Hicks - you know what I mean I can make that shit in the freezer

Sgt.Boutton - dude your drunk

Pvt.Hicks - no you guys are asking me question you know what I mean

Cpl.Gardner - "dude I got a buritto chilling in the freezer" I'm sorry that shits funny *proceeds to laugh*

Sgt.Boutton - *proceeds to laugh*

Pvt.Hicks - dude dont worry I got platoon covered

[Griswold]

This happened in the pub just a couple minutes ago:

TSgt. Duncan: Specs, join up or be kicked

(couple minutes go by)

TSgt. Duncan: Last warning specs, join up or be kicked

(another couple minutes go by)

(Duncan starts to kick specs)

(Duncan kicks himself from the server)

Server: Did Duncan just kick himself from the server?

(People start checking the chat log and realize that Duncan did indeed just kick himself)

The whole server just explodes with laughter

XD

[Griswold]

Late night steam messages can be a little funny

2:11 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: grizzy the mizzy

2:11 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: going to do a custom?

2:11 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: uh no idea yet, not in the server yet

2:12 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: youre in the server of my heart

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: ..........

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Connecting to "The server of your heart"

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Connection Failed

2:12 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: ping is too high, sry bud

2:12 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: lol

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Reconnecting

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: .......... Your connection was refused. Reason: You have been banned from the server

2:13 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: lol

2:14 AM - brenton. |ßÄЯ|: lol

2:14 AM - 2ndLt. J. Griswold [1st MRB]: quote thread

[C. Wilson 1st MRB]

Suddenly this showed up in-game chat

Turtletanks: IMMA FIST YA'LL

Cpl. K. Gardner [1st MRB] Good luck with that Turtle. I've had the runs all day

[G. Visca 1st MRB]

Sgt. Musleh: This might be off-topic, but anyone here try a fleshlight....

[Musleh 1st MRB]

Sgt. Musleh: This might be off-topic, but anyone here try a fleshlight....

lmao!.. it was for... um.. research

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

Things Gearhart says while playing Rust:

"Oh God, it's the helicopter. Nope, wait. That's just the wind."

"I thought I heard a vehicle driving in game, but there's a truck outside my window. I had to take off my headset to be sure."

[Beuting 1st MRB]

23:52 - Pvt. R. Boone [1st MRB]: asked musleh yesterday i think if he knew if retarded MRB members could grant PTU's

(he mixed up retarded with retired ^^)

Edited October 7, 2015 by Beuting 1st MRB

[Parker 1st MRB]

Johnson: Chickens are females though.

Yamagata: Those are hens...

*silence*

[S. Larson 1st MRB]

Myself, Ducky, Hansen, and Small were all talking and playing League, and I brought up the fact that Ducky goes to bed way to early. He explains that his door to the room where his computer is, is see-through.

Ducky: "The door is see through to make sure that I'm not watching porn."

To which Hansen replies with this...

Hansen "Why don't you get some sound-proof dampening foam?"

Me: "I don't think that's going to help with the visual problem Hansen..."

To which we all proceeded to laugh.

[C. Wilson 1st MRB]

Sgt. C. Norris: I smell some surprise buttsex....

*silence*

*Sgt. C. Norris then punched someone to death with the thompson and says*

Sgt. C. Norris: Right there.

[Gardner2]

Today in the pub this flashes up in the messages:

GySgt. C. Duncan [1st MRB]MB: DO TK TW INTENTIONALLY

It's official Duncan needs more TK's in the server to hide his own!!!

[Parker 1st MRB]

While playing Shogun 2:

"Should I get +1 super fudge on my ninja?" -Willow 1st MRB

I think she meant subterfuge...

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

While playing Hide N Seek on Dunkirk

WO. L. Barry "Hey, who ever is that tree is one ballsy mother fu" Tree steps on a landmine and dies "Ummm never mind"

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

8:30 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: I WILL MAKE THIS UNIT GREAT AGAIN
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: WE WILL BUILD A WALL
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: TO STOP ALL THE HACKERS AND CHEATERS COMING INTO SERVER
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: WITH A WALL?
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: HOW WILL THAT WORK
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: A FIRE WALL
 

 

Johnson=Trump supporter

[M. Johnson 1st MRB]

14 minutes ago, Gearhart 1st MRB said:

8:30 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: I WILL MAKE THIS UNIT GREAT AGAIN
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: WE WILL BUILD A WALL
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: TO STOP ALL THE HACKERS AND CHEATERS COMING INTO SERVER
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: WITH A WALL?
8:31 PM - CWO. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: HOW WILL THAT WORK
8:31 PM - Maj. M. Johnson [1st MRB]: A FIRE WALL
 

 

Johnson=Trump supporter

 

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

I'm going to buttplug your Pooher, Booher!-Muppet

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

[C. Duncan]

Ouch That Hurt : There are no specs on ally

[S. Larson 1st MRB]

Capt. McDowell, WO. Candy, GySgt. Stephenson, and myself are playing Life is Feudal. Build a camp. Some douche builds a base next to ours and puts up a monument, taking away a large part of our land. We're talking about building something.

Capt. McDowell then says,

"We're gonna use this to knock down butternut squash's house".

His mom then showed him pictures of kittens,

"Yes they're so cute and fluffy and I'm gonna knock down butternut's shack with them."

[M. Johnson 1st MRB]

Parker: Who the hell wears Jean shorts?

 

Me: John Cena and Anderson