Quote Thread

[K. Swartz 1st MRB]

Zerg Rush kekekeke: MY GAPING VAGINA LITERALLY FLAPS IN THE WIND

thats costa or sovietboat

[Jasko]

I just got back from being afk to this....

Weatherdon: It's really big, i don't know if I can handle it.

Jasko:I just jumped into this conversation, Weatherdon are you gay?

Weatherdon: I don't know, jump in my beard and find out.

[Harvey]

World of Tanks:

Harvey (Dead): Shoot the IS-3 in the gas tank man!

Parker (Churchill): I am!

Harvey (Dead): Use gold rounds man, USE GOLD ROUNDS!

Parker (Churchill): THESE ARE THE GOLD ROUNDS!

***Sounds of an IS-3 putting a round through a Churchill***

[Kabasares]

20 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: don't worry i'll get it done by the deadline

8:22 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i'm not worried about it

8:23 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: kab

8:23 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

8:37 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]:

8:39 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: 3what

8:40 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: idk i like making sad faces

8:40 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]:

8:40 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: lol

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: ur so cute

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: "3am eastern"

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: haha

8:42 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: <3

8:42 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i know i am <3

8:43 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: tjats the good thing about being the youngest in the unit, i make everything look cute. including myself of course

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hey

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: hey

8:43 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i do ok on my own sister

8:43 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: whoa there

8:44 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: no need to get fiesty on me

8:46 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i know you must be drinkin or something, and lemme tell you, me > angry drunk person

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i'm completely sober kaba

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: or i'd be in bed

8:46 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: lol

8:47 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: its okay, there's no need in denying it

8:47 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: i understand. 110%

8:48 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i would not be able to write all that crap for the newsletter if i were drunk !!

8:49 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: its ok, i know your designated driver is also your designated writer

8:51 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: people these days come cheap, so i understand the situation

9:03 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: and btw thanks for screwing up my Swedish Teamwork test

9:03 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: !

9:04 PM - Cpl. K. Kabasares [1st MRB|MP]: don't "!" me I was in the middle of deep concentration and then BANG 3 steam messages and i lose it alll

9:07 PM - SSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: o w/e learn to prioritize

[Brewer]

Ingame: Collins tks me

Me: Why do you hate me

Collins: .... because you're different

Me: ....

I was there for this, laughed so hard i nearly peed myself.

[Collins]

I was there for this, laughed so hard i nearly peed myself.

Yes it did happen but it was not intentional just so its clear =P

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Me - Im going to dome you while using +right.

Wells - Sounds like you want me to have your babies.

Me - Gummy bears?

[Collins]

Jury duty the movie:

Paulie shaw: Hey mom look.............Safe sex.

He kisses the tv, coz there are girls on the screen wearing bikinis, LMFAO.

Least they wont get Sexual diseases or get pregnant

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Jury duty the movie:

Paulie shaw: Hey mom look.............Safe sex.

He kisses the tv, coz there are girls on the screen wearing bikinis, LMFAO.

Least they wont get Sexual diseases or get pregnant

WTF?

[Parker 1st MRB]

Isn't this thread for quotes made by the Raider Community?

[GMoney BAR]

It is! Spam Count +1!

[Collins]

It is! Spam Count +1!

gotta love your spam Gmoney

[Worsham]

Wingate: I DONT GIVE A DAMN!

[GMoney BAR]

Isn't this thread for quotes made by the Raider Community?

By Parker. I mean.... I'm just sayin.

[Vasques 1st MRB]

Wingate: I DONT GIVE A DAMN!

lololol

[Parker 1st MRB]

"I'm bringing a gun and a net to see if I can catch Alex Rodriguez" -Englebretson

[Collins]

Collins: hey miller can you get this guy, i can see his head.

Miller: collins i dont see anything, nothing is there.

*BANG* miller looses his head. miller just saw him half a second too late.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Me: TOLO GET IN THE SAFE ROOM!!!

Tolo: Im gonna grab my money real quick just hold o...... *Dies in fiery explosion*

[Lefebvre]

Me: "Collins I love your accent, marry me"

Collins: "Wtf lefty?!"

A long time ago that was, and it still marked me till this day

[Collins]

Cayen: Can i have collins' mg for a second?

Dillon: No, you sound like a pussy!

Cayen: i just want to put something in there.

Edited October 29, 2010 by Collins 1st MRB

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

MSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: you're like that beaten wife that goes back to her husband

SHE IS EVIL

[Wells 1st MRB]

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i should have invested in a box with glass windows and a heater inside

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: i think tahts called the press box

MSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: or you could downgrade and get a cardboard one with 2 gophers blowing hot air on you

MSgt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: i think that's called a slumville though

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: that only works in canada

[Cayen]

? we have beavers eh!

[Dillon 1st MRB]

K. Swartz: I rode Jasko's ass all the time and he liked it.

[Zachow 1st MRB]

Wingate: What did you watch when you were a kid?

Gooderham: Dude fucking, Sesame Street.