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[Parker 1st MRB]

Parker: What? You want a kid Mike?

M. Swartz: Yea eventually when I can afford one.

Parker: Now kids are objects?

Legend: Afford one? You get them for free!

[Remedy]

Team) Remedy |ßÄЯ|: Evo cant

(Team) Remedy |ßÄЯ|: He doesnt have a mouse

MSgt. A. Berg [1st MRB]: he is a boy?

I found it funny so did Evo, Did you not know he was?!@

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

As i Told Rem I have a

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not

( . )( . ) Jeez Berg ive been with BAR for a long time now man ouch!!

[Boutton 1st MRB]

McDowell: "Oh vagina... I didn't know it was live.

Later in same realism:

McDowell: Im gonna shoot my rocket then move...

Brown: You gonna blow your load?

Bullock: Don't blow it all in one place...

[Parker 1st MRB]

Google Translator voice: 猫は私のボールをなめる

Magoo: I dunno what she said but she sounds horny!

[Viktor]

Jones: Viktor's Back! I couldnt tell hes so quiet...

Me: GOD DAMNED COCK SUCKING ASS FUCKING BAWLS! STOP SHOOTING ME JONES!

Jones: Thats more like it.

[I have no arms BAR]

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: You dun even know what it is.

i have no arms |ßÄЯ|: Weird european technopop

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: Nope.

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: Polish.

i have no arms |ßÄЯ|: Poland's in Europe silly

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: And its not Technopop

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: Ya?

i have no arms |ßÄЯ|: LOL

[Remedy]

Kill yourself. You know what I meant.

[I have no arms BAR]

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Parker: "The Penis Ashigaru...."

(a few seconds later)

Parker: "I just spit water all over my keyboard."

[Magoo]

Cl!cKcLiCkAhSh!t |ßÄЯ|: Wow you're a hard person to kill.

Pvt. D. Harding [1st MRB]: Yeah, I get my dodging moves from M.C. Hammer.

Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: Hahahahahaha I'm glad I stayed in the channel.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Kevin: Its not a roberto special without the roberto sauce

Kevin: Thats my haystack back off.... oh wait thats a rock

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Parker: Do you have wood Kevin?

KSwartz: Absolutely.

[Remedy]

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: I dont have a knife.

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: I have a Shovel.

PANTU(V) |ßÄЯ|: his name is nekro donut

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: He fucks dead donuts?

PANTU(V) |ßÄЯ|: but his real name is miles i grew up with him here in oshkosh

PANTU(V) |ßÄЯ|: idk probably hes fat

[Conners 1st MRB]

"We've all got support sir." - Jones

"Way to go Jones..." - Parker

"She's got some big Badoobies" (In reference to my spray) -Jones

[Remedy]

2ndLt. J. Zahl [1st MRB]KB: You need to be guided by someone thats older than you

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: I do.

Remedy |ßÄЯ|: Wells Guides me

2ndLt. J. Zahl [1st MRB]KB: haha

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Tran: Yo man I think that White guy is hacking.

Tran: Hell yeah man I pop bitches with my paintball gun ridin my snowmobile. Things got 200cc of capping.

[Kabasares]

Teachey: There's another BCT class?

Me: Well, she came earlier and took her oral exam. Oh shit that sounded wrong.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Wingate: What game you guys playin

Parker: Its hard to be jewish in russia

Wingate: Is that a new game

[Wells 1st MRB]

Engle: That's like the smartest cat I've ever seen

Engle: Then again he does have a hand up his ass

Yama: I don't think that's how it works, Engle

[Hastings]

On vent:

Noelle: I wish I was a guy so I could grow wicked sideburns

[Jones 1st MRB]

This is during a realism:-

Jones:- Legend, I'm just gunna stand at the edge of spawn, push me out if the round goes live, I've just got to pop into the pub to sort out some mic spammers.

Parker:- Jones you have to leave the private to enter the pub.

Everyone else: Much laughter.

In my defense it was 4am and I was a tad tired.

[Parker 1st MRB]

This is during a realism:-

Jones:- Legend, I'm just gunna stand at the edge of spawn, push me out if the round goes live, I've just got to pop into the pub to sort out some mic spammers.

Parker:- Jones you have to leave the private to enter the pub.

Everyone else: Much laughter.

In my defense it was 4am and I was a tad tired.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whyberd]

SSgt. J. Turner [1st MRB] (Springfield) Pvt. A. Whyberd [1st MRB]

MSgt. S. Jones [1st MRB] (Kar 98) SSgt. J. Turner [1st MRB]

Turner: God damn it! You Brits travel in packs......

[Griswold]

Wingate: Thank you for your application and I hope you excel

Wingate: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Wingate speaks in a different channel then leaves*

Me: ...............

*logs off*