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Samuels 1st MRB
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Realism Practice on Anvil   Allied team proceeds to get killed, 1v1 2ndLt. Konig vs TSgt. Landgren   In Discord: Martinez: Shouldn't Konig be dead?   Konig: Why woul

J. Miller 1st MRB
J. Miller 1st MRB

I was on steam friend list and saw Logue still using his WO tag   Miller: Hey Logue Logue: Heya man Miller: I dont want to be your superior yet so change that name, you are Chief n

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I Just entered the pub, a few minutes go by and I'm having a good time with the folks in the pub   GySgt. Logue (Jokingly says after getting killed): Ah dammit, nice shot.   Anyway, I've got

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Elder

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(after a night of heavily drinking)

Me: Hey jonesy

Jones: Hey Elder, your head feeling better?

Me: Nah, I'm pretty fine...

Jones: Well you didn't sound fine last night. You were pretty gone.

(a little later)

Me: Jones, was I annoying last night?

Jones: Nah, I was just laughing at everything you were saying because you made no sense what-so-ever.

Englebretson 1st MRB Five-Star Poster

Englebretson 1st MRB

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Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: lol?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe

Capt. Englebretson [1st MRB]: maybe as in sure or maybe im masturbating come back later

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: maybe as in both?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: wait what?

1stLt. A. Kirkendall [1st MRB]: yea illplay

Ollhoff Forum Informer

Ollhoff

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At 2:00 in the morning in vent:

Me: Chen can you touch your toes

Chen: Uh yes but why?

Me: Can you touch your toes and walk backwards

Chen: Is that for some kind of workout?

Cayen Forum Pirate

Cayen

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Google Translator voice: 猫は私のボールをなめる

Magoo: I dunno what she said but she sounds horny!

apparently that translator voice means cats lick my balls wait am i late..

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Proulx

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Me: "I'm getting to the nerdy part, dual monitors, laptop and a mini fridge full of beer"

SSgt Cayen: "That's not nerdy, the mini fridge full of beer? That's a sign of a true Canadian"

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Cayen

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zahl: "makes a weird sound while clicking his mouse really fast"

me: that sounds wrong man

zahl: no thats because you are under age

kevin... laughs

later on ...

zahl: aww stinky cock

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Worsham

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

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McKenzie 1st MRB

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Ezekiel 25:17. Nice.

My personal favorite, for any one who has been in military service and knows what I am talking about:

We the unfailing, led by the uncaring, doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now eminently qualified to do anything with nothing.

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Wingate

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After I raged from McDowell killing me with a thread of health in LOL.

Parker: Wingate it’s all right we was down a man the entire game… It's okay!

Me: Parker Listen I wouldn’t been pissed if he had half health or quarter health… BUT HE HAD THREAD OF HEALTH... IT FUCKING RIDICULES!!

Parker: Wingate!! Woosaaahhh!!

Me: Man fuck Wosah!! A thread of health… Thread-of-health!! FUCK!! I can't believe it!!

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