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Happy Holidays everyone! I am getting no presents for Christmas since Santa Claus deemed me worthy of coal this year. I plan on using that coal very efficiently in the near future since it will be gone one day. I thought about getting a few F. Nietzsche and I. Kant books but I nixed that idea since coal is more important. I still live with my father and he may buy me a couple of gift cards for Christmas. One for Starbucks, a few for Chick-fil-A and one for Apple Music. Have you guys ever seen Santa Claus? Apparently the Russian Siberians invented him a long time ago after tripping on the poisonous mushroom Amanita muscaria. ***PLEASE DO NOT INGEST Amanita muscaria. It may destroy your physical being.*** Anyway guys, to sum it up, I hope everyone has a great holiday season and you and your families prosper in the new year. 

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