Wisdom Teeth, and go Go Fuck Yourself

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Just had my wisdom teeth pulled, and it hurts like a motherfucker. So FUCK THIS SHIT. ARRARGHGGHTRTRRHGHGHRARARHARHRRGH

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

All 4 of mine are severely impacted. They'll have to be (to quote the doc) "Chiseled out".

My uppers are pushing my jaw into a more narrow position, so I'll need braces again. I LOVE braces, so that excites me. But the whole having my jaw hacked on and teeth chiseled out, not so much.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

They sawed one of mine in half.

[Presbrey]

I have almost TOO MUCH space between my teeth, so my wisdom teeth are coming in fine

[W. Myers]

But percosets are so good, I know, because mine were pulled a month and a half ago.

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

best part was the vikodin they gave me afterwords. that and hitting on the 50 yr old nurse while still drugged up after the procedure.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I'm on T3's right now.

[K. Swartz 1st MRB]

Suck for you guys,

I went home slept for a couple hours and was fine.

I think I even went to a bar that night.

[Wells 1st MRB]

You guys are so manly

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I bought Whiskey and a bottle of 9% beer, but couldn't drink any of it because I have felt sick. I haven't eaten for 24hrs now...

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

  Gooderham 1st MRB said:

I bought Whiskey and a bottle of 9% beer, but couldn't drink any of it because I have felt sick. I haven't eaten for 24hrs now...

When I busted my jaw racing, I was on a liquid diet for 8 weeks - it was HORRIBLE. I wanted to eat everything. But the doc said if I did, he'd wire it shut.

Of course... 3 days after it happened, I sneezed at work. That literally brought me to my knees. About a week later, I tried to nibble a peice of lettuce... FAIL. Couldn't even do that!

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Alright, I have a bad headache, my checks are swollen (I look like a chipmunk) and I have had about an ounce of applesauce to eat. I wanted to join you all and play some DOD or at least chat on Vent but apparently I am incoherent.

[K. Swartz 1st MRB]

ok well there was this one time. (be a good topic)

Anyways I had this nasty mountain bike wreck, had like 50 stitches in my tongue and lip. Almost bit the tip of my tongue off completely. Spent a week in the hospital I lose so much blood, and then had to eat threw a little tube with apple sauce and pudding for 3 weeks. does suck!!!