Why Green couldn't catch the ball for England

[Parker 1st MRB]

Here's the real reason Robert Green couldn't catch the ball....I lol'd when I read this.

If the British tabs are to be believed, getting dumped by his Canadian girlfriend is the reason England's goalie dropped the ball at the World Cup.

The papers are pointing to Elizabeth Minett, a leggy Toronto-area model as a possible reason for goalie Robert Green fumbling a routine catch that allowed the U.S. to tie the match on Saturday.

Minett is a 23-year-old lingerie model who was involved with Green, but split with the goalie before the World Cup.

The full article can be found here: http://www.sportsnet.ca/soccer/world_cup/2...up-cdn-model-0/

My opinion on the matter is simple, he's a rookie goaltender who cracks under pressure. It's not because he got dumped, the Brits are using that as a scapegoat. The USA team earned the point they got against England fair and square.

[Morton]

I agree, its a way for them to stop blaming themselves and start blaming Canada.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Hey, if Canada is to blame for that fine blonde, I am completely okay with that.

[Morton]

oh by all means yes. no make that HELL YES! lol. Any way soccer isn't my sport. I prefer Football [You know which kind I mean!]

[Zahl 1st MRB]

dude, if Green had her in mind when he made the mistake, i would go and have sex with a donkey

[Wells 1st MRB]

dude, if Green had her in mind when he made the mistake, i would go and have sex with a donkey

"done."

[Zahl 1st MRB]

Perfect!

[Jasko]

I think its because of the moon's control of tides.

[Parker 1st MRB]

I think its because of the moon's control of tides.

Have you figured out your pearl problem yet?

[Mamora BAR]

They just dont wanna give US the credit they deserve for the goal. Now if it was germany who scored then theyd blame hitler.

[Jasko]

Have you figured out your pearl problem yet?

sadly, no D:

[McCarthy]

Blame Caaanaaaaddaaaaaa.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

THEY'RE NOT A REAL COUNTRY ANYWAY!

[McCarthy]

THEY'RE NOT A REAL COUNTRY ANYWAY!

[Connary]

Haha, that is priceless. How the hell you go to the worldcup and in the most important part of the match you miss a goal cuz a hot chick dumped you? Good god grow up ya know. He is a famous footballer he can get many more hot non-canadian ladies. Groupies all over south africa right now just enjoy it.

[Ford 1st MRB]

Who do you think he blamed for this one?

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

I'd blame my mother on that one..... if she had loved him more maybe he would have saved that one... and zahl please send a copy of the tape of you and the donkey to express entertainment would you... i need a good video for my company

[Mamora BAR]

lmao that video is just hilarious. I like how theirs just so much controversy in FIFA. Especially now since team France is refusing to practice lmao.

[Morton]

[Sørensen]

Hahahaaa, nice one Morton!