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So the other night the lady and I are walking the dog at night. We left with our cups of booze and were enjoying the walk when the Dog runs up to this guy sitting against his car smoking in front of his house. So we start talking and this guy seemed cool enough. We are drunk so i guess anything is cool. So he says something and my girlfriend goes to cheer's his hand and the guy takes it as an offer to take a sip. He drinks it then invites himself to our house to share in our booze. Haha wtf.. who invites themselves to a strangers house to drink there booze. I just had to share it.

Anyone have a wierd story like that?

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Haha, yea he just came over and went to the patio and we made em a drink. He had some crazy funny stories. One thing friends and family of mine know I cant resist talking to crazy strangers because of the stories. Haha.

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My buddy and I used to go out at odd hours of the night and video tape talking to crazies.

We once convinced some strange dude outside a grocery store he was going to be on the news, and my buddy proceeded to ask him a barrage of questions. His answers were CLASSIC!! He asked us repeatedly to get him a copy of the tape and let him know when it was going to air.

Looking back... that was a jerk move by us.

I fail.

Shit!

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When is was in Balkan 1998/9, on patrol with the special forces we met a guy with a stick begging to join us against the fight on rebels. He followed us for a while until we decided to give him a piece of bread, and he was off:)

A weird dude, but he was real passionate about killing som insurgents :P

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ive had my roomates friend bring dumn drunk wanan be gangster19 year old to my place at like 2 am when i had a party for my friends long story short i got pepper sprayed he had his friends carry him away lol

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I was at a bar and went to buy some cigs across the street. This guy in cutoff jean shorts and ear gauges and nose ring was trying to buy a 12 pack of Bud Light. He didnt have enough money so i see him later pass me when im outside the bar smoking with Natty Light. So i talk to him and he informed me he rode here from boston on his bike. I asked if it was a crotch rocket or a cruiser. He replies, no, no my Bike. Guy rode across country for 6 months on a bicycle trying to get clean from Cocaine. Homeless since he was 16 .. lol so love random drunk conversations.

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