Favorite Movie Quotes

[Connary]

Did not see a topic for this yet so figured it would be interesting to see what people have. So post your favorite movie quote, with the movie. Be fun to see what people put and who is dirty and posts there fav porn lines =P.

Bond. James Bond ~Sean Connery, Dr. No

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you guys want a zjay?

whats a zjay?

if you have to ask you cant afford it

i have 2 dollars

beerfest

[Zahl 1st MRB]

-You should go clone yourself!

-Why?

-So you can go fuck yourself!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Connary]

-You should go clone yourself!

-Why?

-So you can go fuck yourself!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Haha

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Alan Garner: Can I ask you another question?

Lisa: Sure.

Alan Garner: You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?

Lisa: What do you mean?

Alan Garner: Did, umm... did Caesar live here?

Lisa: No.

Alan Garner: I didn't think so.

[Luna 1st MRB]

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...

Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...

Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.

Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?

Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".

Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without her.

Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?

Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?

Mr. White: What's that?

Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?

Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?

Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.

Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?

Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.

Joe: Wong?

Reservoir Dogs

[xnugZz]

tellllll me about the fuckin golf shoes ! -fear and loathing in las vegas

[Worsham]

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Tropic Thunder

The first time i saw this movie i could not stop laughing.

[Worsham]

Diddy- You ever been Mind Fucked before?

Fatty -- Uh no i dont think so..?

Diddy -I'm Mind fuckin you rite now...!

[Morse]

basically any word spoken in the hangover...

but two of my favs are...

"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon"

and

"CARLOS, NOT AT THE TABLE!"

[Bennett]

"Let off some steam, Bennett."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Kabasares]

From "Sudden Impact" - "Go ahead, make my day"

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

Female Shipmate 1: "blah blah blah, blah blah blah, I'm a dirty slut"

Male Captain: "blah blah blah, blah blah blah, suck my dick"

(that is verbatim, what they said)

[Vogt]

[after Smecker gets a phone call in bed with his gay lover and slaps him]

Paul Smecker: What are you doing?

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.

Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag.

and

[Talking about the death of the cat, that got splattered to the wall by Rocco.]

Donna: You killed my... my...

Rocco: Your what?

Donna: My...

Rocco: Your fuckin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch?

Rocco: [puts gun to his own head] I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little...

Rayvie: Skippy! Skippy!

Rocco: Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?

Rayvie: Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!

Rocco: [turns gun on Rayvie] Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

-The Boondock Saints

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

grandma's boy ftw

Edited July 11, 2010 by Ritchey 1st MRB