Corrupt a Wish.

[Costa 1st MRB]

Ok this is a fun little forum game I like to do to help keep people active.

How it works is You corrupt the previous persons wish by giving it the worst possible (related) outcome.

Example:  I wish for a kitten.

Granted but it's on fire and inside out.

Then you make a wish of your own.

I wish for a blimp.

[G. Wilson]

Hindenburg..enough said

I want to live in Germany

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

As a Jew in 1939

I wish I was a hockey player

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Living in Iraq, thousands of miles away from any Ice Rink.

I wish I owned a Supermarine Spitfire and had the know-how to fly it.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

it comes with a radio that can't be removed or turned off, and all it plays is rick astley

i wish for my very own midget

[Weimert 1st MRB]

Its Englebretsen.

I wish, I had my own butler.

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

He turns out like the butler in Scary Movie 2.

I wish I had my own yacht.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

it's a land yacht. have fun sightseeing with your fellow retirees, grandpa!

i wish for a foursome with 3 incredibly hot FEMALES (just fucked up your next post didn't i?)

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

They have AIDS, Herpes and Syphilis.

I wish for a bottomless bottle of beer.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

who cares how deep the bottom is when engle's floating nude on top

i wish to get rid of the vd that i recently contracted from my foursome

[Costa 1st MRB]

But your dick falls off.

I wish for a raft.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

your raft is made of andy dick... and it talks... welcome to hell

i wish for a pitcher of lynchburg lemonade

[Parker 1st MRB]

but it turns out to be piss

I wish I could make love explosions with elisha cuthbert

[Lehman 1st MRB]

she actually exploded and now you're wanted for murder

i wish for 1 sterile exam glove, a can of wd-40, a canoe, and a hooker

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

there is no cure.

I wish i lived in a pineapple under the sea

[Cullen]

Until Hawaiians learned to scuba dive and chopped you to little pieces.

I wish lehman wasnt gay

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

because he is one desperate whore.

I wish i ran a drug cartel.

[Cullen]

Until the Cubans raided your drugs and skull fucked you.

I wish i knew karate

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Then your hands get chopped off because you used it on the Yakuza

I wish I had a nice hot cup of coffee

[Lehman 1st MRB]

oops, i bumped into you and spilled it on cullen's vagina... LAWSUIT!!!

i wish for a hot french maid

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

that had hairy arms legs and pits.

I wish lehman was blind.

[Cullen]

but he rather see that his wife has a dick

I wish i had a million dollars

[G. Wilson]

but its a million Filipino dollars so its worthless

I wish I could fly

[Cullen]

until a f16 cut you in half with its wings

i was i was young again

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

until i was molested by parker.

I wish coke had coke in it.